Jul 10, 2007
Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon Does Playboy
Forty-one year old actress Gacelle Beauvais-Nilon, whose repertoire includes such hits as “‘Arli$$,’ one episode” and “Barbershop 2: Back in Business,” graces the cover of next month’s issue of “Playboy”. And wow does she have some gigantic wonky nipples. Really, you could guide in planes using those party hats. Planes coming in from both directions. I guess nipples get bigger as you age. By the time she’s sixty, she’ll be nothing but massive aereolas and maybe a little bit of weave and acrylic nail. Kind of like Cousin It, only with nipples instead of hair.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
My EYES!!!
Jul 10th, 2007
RichPort
Holy Fucksticks! 41??? tHIS CHICK IS SMOKIN’ LIKE cHEECH AND cHONG AT A WEED BAR IN hOLLAND!!! Look, she even made me forget to take Caps Lock off… the Lohans, Hiltons, and Spears of the world fucking WISH they ever looked this tasty. Ever. Those nips are not too big at all… they fit perfectly… in my mouth.
P.S. Abby (or LS), you owe me a new pair of pants.
Jul 10th, 2007
Pete
I like it …
Jul 10th, 2007
U R FKD DD
DAMN!!!! THAT IS ONE HOT M.I.L.F.!!!!!! MAN, I’VE GOT WOOD!!!!! I’D DO HER AGAIN!!!!
Jul 10th, 2007
abby
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her nipples. They’re just so big. She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends. But y’know, who understands those rap guys anyway? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute. I mean, her nipples — they’re just… so… big. I can’t believe they’re just so round. They’re like… out there, I mean - gross. Look! They’re just so … BLACK!
Jul 10th, 2007
RichPort
That woman is damn near perfect… which means she must be a royal bitch who can’t fuck worth a lick.
Jul 10th, 2007
litelysalted
JESUS CHRIST! Those nipples damn near reached out the computer screen and slapped me upside my head! I find it odd that the nipples are the only part of the equation that hasn’t been photoshopped to hell. I bet they tried to photoshop them, but like, it wouldn’t even take, because the nipples themselves are so magical and powerful.
Jul 10th, 2007
Vermillion
And yet, I cannot look away. It is almost like the part of me that likes hot women is forcing me to accept her nipples, possibly because this is the closest I am going to be to them ever.
Nice nod to Sir Mix-A-Lot, abby.
Jul 10th, 2007
eeks
I feel sad for women who do Playboy. Sell-outs.
Jul 10th, 2007
V. Smith
Yeah, I feel sorry for women who do what they wish with their bodies while getting paid for it. Shame on them.
Maybe if you went to see her in those who cares movies, she wouldn’t have to be in playboy.
Jul 11th, 2007
funkybluerooster
she is one of the best looking women that has been on TV in a long time.
Jul 11th, 2007
YAh veia
Big Nipples?
U wish you had nipples like that
I bet ur nipples are like thick crusty pizzas.
Geeez
Some ppl
Jul 11th, 2007
IRAQ_SOJAH
U go Girl!! Looking good….I hate it when they don’t show the pubes.come on If you want to be in Playboy, you got to go all the way!!!
Nice pic anyway.
YEEEEah, thanks for the sweet photo. We can’t visit xrated sites, so you make our day whenevey you post these nice pics.
Great job!!!
Jul 12th, 2007
J. Lynch
She is a beautiful woman! I’ve been wanting to see her nude for some time. I like her nipples but her ass is amazing! I would bury my face in it , have her rub it all over my face and smother me with it, and it wouldn’t stop there!
Jul 16th, 2007
Jason
Two months in a row the celeb cover girl hasn’t shown her Vajayjay. Weak! Hugh needs to shell out some more loot.
Jul 19th, 2007
bigboy
black is beautiful ebby is a hater bout her nipples are too black black is beautiful
Jul 26th, 2007
Shye Shy
Oh my God she is so beautiful. All day everyday. Love you my SISTER!
Jul 27th, 2007
SinXPrincess
She is hotter than all of you combined. Your nipples do not get bigger as you age. That is a dumb comment. There are so many famous stars, of all ethniticies, that have big nipples. i love them and she is gorgeous.
Aug 14th, 2007
Ken
Jesus. Her nipples are huge because she has fakity fake implants. You’d think that since they’re fake, they’d be a little perkier, but at least she doesn’t look like she’s got two cantaloupe halves stapled to her chest. Also, I hate black nipples. They look like they’re rotten, like black bananas. It’s also why they didn’t show her vajayjay. She’s got some black mudflaps.
All in all, she looks pretty good for forty one, even though her slightly saggy fake tits are lopsided.
Aug 28th, 2007
Robert
She is so beautiful. I use to watch her on television and her nipples always seemed like they wanted to poke a whole out of her shirt. I see why once I had the chance to view her nipples without any clothes on. I love her nipples and really consider her to have gifted nipples. They are so perfect and round.
Sep 18th, 2007
CHOCOLATE
SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTLY GREAT. HER BREAST ARE R E A L AND HER NIPPLES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE BLACK SHE IS A BLACK WOMAN. DAM! STOP HATING MUTHA FUCKAS U WISH YOUR MOM LOOKED LIKE THAT WHEN SHE WAS 40. OH YEAH AND TO THE PERSON THAT SAID WOMEN THAT DO PLAYBOY ARE SELL OUTS, YOU MUST NOW KNOW THE MATH BEHIND DOING PLAYBOY. SHE DIDNT GET PAID $100 TO DO IT. LOL I THINK ITS A STEPPING TO STONE TO LET THOSE FAKE BREAST HAVING PORNO STAR BITCHES KNOW THAT YES IM 40 & I STILL GOT IT! DO YO THANG FANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 22nd, 2007
BIGBOI
Damn, u lookn gud den a ma fucka, i wish i could cum home 2 u every nite and lay beside u.
Sep 25th, 2007
j ceazer
ken and ebby go suck a dick. black is a bleessing shes black why wouldnt her nipples be you dumb bastards and obviously all of you hatin motherfuckers werent that bothered by it seeing that you logged on the internet to look at her fine ass. and while you complaining i bet you would fuck her.
Sep 30th, 2007
hcuchucud
fuck i fuck u
Oct 8th, 2007
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