Quickies: No Woman, No Cry

Jul 11, 2007

Penelope Cruz without makeup, and she still looks good. Bitch. (City Rag)

Lindsay Lohan lesbian love letters. Alliteration, baby! (CelebNewsWire)

Shakira goes all Headbanger’s Ball on us. (IBBB)

Hilary Duff + fishnets = dirty, dirty whore. (The Bastardly)

So Paris does have standards — no walkers or old man balls. (Jossip)

Britney needs to shave her head again. Or join The Wailers. (Seriously? OMG)

Posh’s vibrator is not encrusted with diamonds. She’s more of a “14k gold with ruby inlay” kind of woman. (Defamer)

Rosie O’Donnell desecrates another picture of Elizabeth Hasselbeck. (Socialite Life)