Jul 11, 200713
Reese Witherspoon’s Ass Itches
Actress Reese Witherspoon stopped to paw voraciously at her ass on the beach in Hawaii yesterday, unaware of the camera clicking from the bushes. Such is the bane of celebrity-dom, I guess. You can’t scratch your ass or pick your nose or get a blowjob from a hooker without some pap scoring a picture. Try being a famous internet blogger and spray-painting “Gnarley, dude!” or “Skate or Die” on the sides of a couple of buildings. Damn paps wouldn’t leave me alone. Well, maybe not so much “the paparazzi” as “mall security.” Lucky for me, I munged on my shredsled in a primo grind and got the hell out of there. Suckas!
More ass-scratching after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Lack of privacy indeed!
Just try getting your swerve on with a nice goat, cow, or good looking German Shepherd for that matter. *gasp* it’s against “the law” or bestiality this or sick bastard that ..blah blah blah
get with the times people, FREE YOUR MIND!!!!
Jul 11th, 2007
TT.Quick
Awww…Poor Reese! I am so glad I am not a celebrity…to have your EVERY move published on film, makes me sick! I LOVE REESE, SHE IS ADORABLE! Why doesnt’ someone take a picture of her dead beat, ASSHOLE Xhusband picking his nose for a change! Kisses to Reese!
T.T.Quick
Jul 11th, 2007
Dragulf
Not a /scratch. That was a /adjust.
Jul 11th, 2007
TT.Quick
” Right On Dragulf “
Jul 11th, 2007
margaretta
Nope she was adjusting the stick up her butt
Jul 11th, 2007
RichPort
12 year old boys with dry butt skin are all the rage now I suppose.
Jul 11th, 2007
Funbags Magee
Haha, oh the ass-scratchery.
Jul 11th, 2007
Me.
I think it’s pretty sad you pathetic people get enjoyment out of people scratching their ass. Real mature.
Aug 10th, 2007
josi
hi i think thats your warm heart which make a fire
Dec 18th, 2007
frank
I always used to scratch my asshole through my pants wherever there were girls on the way to school just to get their reaction. Some girls giggled, some girls laughed and some girls would yell out. “Get it all out or “your underpants are going to get messy.” I would be embarrassed when they yelled something at me.
Feb 19th, 2008
Natalia Floripes
She seems to be in bad shape.
May 21st, 2008
Louis Vuitton
Think they would read the BILL if they had to live by it?
Oct 1st, 2009
Alexis Tuberville
Sexy Reese Witherspoon naked and wet in sexy bikini
VIDEO here:
http://reese–witherspoon.blogspot.com/?id=60449428&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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