Jul 11, 2007

Reese Witherspoon’s Ass Itches

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Actress Reese Witherspoon stopped to paw voraciously at her ass on the beach in Hawaii yesterday, unaware of the camera clicking from the bushes. Such is the bane of celebrity-dom, I guess. You can’t scratch your ass or pick your nose or get a blowjob from a hooker without some pap scoring a picture. Try being a famous internet blogger and spray-painting “Gnarley, dude!” or “Skate or Die” on the sides of a couple of buildings. Damn paps wouldn’t leave me alone. Well, maybe not so much “the paparazzi” as “mall security.” Lucky for me, I munged on my shredsled in a primo grind and got the hell out of there. Suckas!

More ass-scratching after the jump

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlimNo Gravatar

    Lack of privacy indeed!

    Just try getting your swerve on with a nice goat, cow, or good looking German Shepherd for that matter. *gasp* it’s against “the law” or bestiality this or sick bastard that ..blah blah blah

    get with the times people, FREE YOUR MIND!!!!

    Jul 11th, 2007

  2. TT.QuickNo Gravatar

    Awww…Poor Reese! I am so glad I am not a celebrity…to have your EVERY move published on film, makes me sick! I LOVE REESE, SHE IS ADORABLE! Why doesnt’ someone take a picture of her dead beat, ASSHOLE Xhusband picking his nose for a change! Kisses to Reese!
    T.T.Quick

    Jul 11th, 2007

  3. DragulfNo Gravatar

    Not a /scratch. That was a /adjust.

    Jul 11th, 2007

  4. TT.QuickNo Gravatar

    ” Right On Dragulf “

    Jul 11th, 2007

  5. margarettaNo Gravatar

    Nope she was adjusting the stick up her butt

    Jul 11th, 2007

  6. RichPortNo Gravatar

    12 year old boys with dry butt skin are all the rage now I suppose.

    Jul 11th, 2007

  7. Funbags MageeNo Gravatar

    Haha, oh the ass-scratchery.

    Jul 11th, 2007

  8. Me.No Gravatar

    I think it’s pretty sad you pathetic people get enjoyment out of people scratching their ass. Real mature.

    Aug 10th, 2007

  9. josiNo Gravatar

    hi i think thats your warm heart which make a fire

    Dec 18th, 2007

  10. frankNo Gravatar

    I always used to scratch my asshole through my pants wherever there were girls on the way to school just to get their reaction. Some girls giggled, some girls laughed and some girls would yell out. “Get it all out or “your underpants are going to get messy.” I would be embarrassed when they yelled something at me.

    Feb 19th, 2008

  11. Natalia FloripesNo Gravatar

    She seems to be in bad shape.

    May 21st, 2008

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