Jul 13, 200714
Kendra Wilkinson Possibly Literate
Here are some photos of “Girls Next Door” star/Playmate/Mensa Member/Hefner Sperm Depository Kendra Wilkinson at a Playboy autograph signing event, proving — for once and for all — that she can, in fact, write her own name. Although I really don’t see what’s so impressive about that, because I’ve seen horses that can count by stamping their feet, and dogs that can kind of bark words. And if people can train animals to count and speak, I’m sure they can at least train a retarded Playmate to write her own name.
More photos of Genius McTits after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
And even more talented.. she is using the spermo-matic ball point pen to sign with.
Jul 13th, 2007
cruising4c@work
She looks very smart in that suit.
Jul 13th, 2007
RichPort
I’d love to do to her what I’d love to do to C4C… but it’s not rated PG-13 and involves handcuffs, tabasco sauce, a few Bob Marley tapes, nipple tape, edible shaving cream, and obscene amounts of celery.
Jul 13th, 2007
cruising4c@work
I’m down the everything but the celery.
Jul 13th, 2007
RichPort
The celery is for me… well you’ll benefit from it later… how’s your gag reflex?
Jul 13th, 2007
Petite
These pictures are old. These were taken last year when they went to the Palms for the opening of the Playboy club.
I watch the show every day while I’m working out because it inspires me to live a fun-filled life! I luv them all!
PS~ Kendra is probably leaving the mansion this year. She’s ready to go on with a normal life. Her My Space page says she wants to get married by the age of 24.
Jul 13th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You are KILLING me R.P.!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahaha there’s nothing left to say.
Jul 13th, 2007
litelysalted
FYI — I found these images on two different of my “source” sites in their active topics, but I apologize if they actually are old.
And I’m all for living a “fun filled” life, but not if it means having “old man balls” slapping against my ass on a daily basis. No thank you, ma’am.
Jul 13th, 2007
RichPort
Can you imagine LS? If his balls look anything like his turkey neck, he’d have to tie them in a knot to keep them from chafing his inner thighs.
Still this chick is smoking hot, and obviosuly rarely fucked.
What’s Thurston Howell the Third doing in the picture behind her?
Slim, just returning the favor homie…
Jul 13th, 2007
Petite
Correction: These photos are from March ’07, Hef’s 81st Birthday in Las Vegas. My apologies.
I looked at 3 episodes till I found it. E! has mis-labled the show every time they have aired it. They called it “Home Sweet Suite”, but described it as “Holly works on a new Playboy pictorial”.
Jul 13th, 2007
CruisingforCock
My gag reflex was ok sunday morning…but maybe we should monitor it more closely.
Jul 14th, 2007
Kdubgrl
Kendra Wilkinson is launching a fashion line called, KDUB Clothing Co. Visit her website at kdubclothing.com and get a free t-shirt! Just click on free t-shirts, choose a size, add to cart and under coupon code enter s8000! (There is a $5.99 shipping and handling fee) Be one of the first to have a t-shirt from KDUB Clothing!
Jul 16th, 2007
RichPort
^^ Just when I thought all the lame spammers were at home screwing their parents…
Jul 16th, 2007
mel
What are the chances that I can get Hef to spunk on my KDUMB t-shirt?
Jul 20th, 2007
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