Name That Celebrity: Oh, Fuck It, It’s Britney Spears
Given my lifelong affinity for “Press Your Luck” and “Family Feud,” I like to always try to start your work week with a little “Name That Celebrity” hijinks. My little gift to you, because God knows there aren’t any good game shows on TV anymore. But this week’s “Name that Celebrity” is a big steaming pile of turds. It’s just too easy. You knew who it was the first second you looked at the picture, didn’t you? Some disheveled retard (Britney Spears) in a ratty pink wig (Britney Spears) and a wife beater (Britney Spears). And those cock-eyed nipples staring at you with such palpable despondence (definitely Britney Spears). The only time you should ever see a look that forlorn is in the eyes of a young boy staring down a shotgun barrel at a frothy-mouthed Old Yeller. Or in the eyes of a third-level elven rogue who just got bested by a ninth level sorcerer. Vengeance will be mine, Blackwolf!
The rest of Britney after the jump
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Thanks for the oh fuck it
And coincidentally she looks fucked up
Jul 16th, 2007
The Ninja Trebuchet
The wig may or may not fool anyone, but the slack-jawed stare gives it away.
Jul 16th, 2007
abby
She has developed the unfortunate “stingray mouth” usually only seen on old cantankerous types and cartilaginous marine fishes.
Jul 16th, 2007
Dragulf
One more post like this and I’m getting out the harpoon.
Jul 16th, 2007
DiamondSal
Posh nailed her lightly as letting one’s self go.. hee hee
Jul 16th, 2007
beerdotcom182
She looks pretty good here….if you igonore the pink shaggy dog wig, the pants, the slack jawed stare, the lack of a discernable chin…..
Jul 16th, 2007
RichPort
My only regret is that thee’s no picture from the front. What? I like nips…
Oh yea, Brit? Lil Kim called…. she wants to know when she can expect her wig back. And her career.
Jul 16th, 2007
dannygutters
Is she wearing a dog as a bracelet?
Jul 16th, 2007
litelysalted
Ahhhh, for the love of Jesus. That’s not how you carry a dog! Can someone please call animal protective services for fuck’s sake?
Jul 16th, 2007
Keara
That dog is straining to get away from her so he can slurp down the first puddle of antifreeze he can find, ending this fresh hell before it can begin
Jul 16th, 2007
bionic bunny
thank you, litely. i think she got her “coffee” and her puppy mixed up. poor thing.
can we all say the words “train wreck”?
Jul 16th, 2007
Gina Nightmare
ok seriously, people, I love the stuff on the back of her shirt, I LOOOOVVVEEEEEEEE the wig, seriously i dream of having pink hair!.
Jul 21st, 2007
U R FKD DD
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CAN NOT LIE, YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN’T DENY, WHEN BRITNEY LEAVES THE TRAILER PARK, I SHOOT CUM IN HER EYE!!!!!!!………….WORD TO YER EX……..LOVE K-FED
Aug 11th, 2007
Boricuastar131
I would Love to FUCK Britney Spears in a rate XXX featured film….
Sep 15th, 2007
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