Jul 16, 2007

Quickies: Uncommonly Good

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Paris Hilton slips a nip while surfing in Malibu. (CelebNewsWire)

Lindsay Lohan dons an alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet to prove her sobriety. What, no jizz-and-cocaine-detecting earrings to match? (Celebitchy)

Model Marissa Miller half-naked, just because. (Fatback)

Perez Hilton does his best Keebler elf impression. Only fatter, with oranger hair. (Jossip)

Kelly Clarkson chows down a cannabis cookie. (CityRag)

Rebecca Romijn gets married. Somewhere, John Stamos slurs and falls down. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Kim Kardashian in bikini. Thanks, Jesus! (Drunken Stepfather)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Tine

    Perez Hilton has the right to pick on no one. He lives in the biggest glass house ever…If I looked like that I guess I would die my hair and dress like that to distract from my face and body too :(

    Jul 16th, 2007

  2. bionic bunny

    yeah, thanks to perez i’ll never get that damn “oompa-loompa doopity-doo” song out of my head.

    you know, if i was john stamos (which would be disgusting because i’d like to do naughty things to him), i’d probably be getting wasted over letting rebecca slip away, too.

    Jul 16th, 2007

  3. american hot shot

    i think it is very funny if paris looks back at it if she is not in jail for life

    Jul 29th, 2007

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