Jul 17, 2007
Kirsten Dunst Minus a Bra and Sobriety
There are many questions without answers in life. Things like: Why are we here? Are there really three dimensions of space and only one of time? Is the Universe infinite in spatial extent? How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? And what in God’s holy name is Kirsten Dunst doing without a bra? Which of course only presents us with another set of unanswerable questions: How many drinks would it take before you’d be willing to have sex with her? Fifteen? Twenty-seven? A gun to your temple? The fate of the entire species resting in your hands? I guess there are some things that just aren’t meant for us to know. We’ll have to ask Jesus when we get to heaven.
More of a drunk and flappy Dunst after the jump
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
I have the sudden urge for pancakes with rum syrup
Jul 17th, 2007
abby
I’d swear she just staggered straight out of a National Geographic
Jul 17th, 2007
ZeZe
The national geographic folks with neck extentions, ear lobes stretched long enough for a midget to step through, and boobies reaching their knees are still classier, cleaner, and probably still have straighter teeth than Kirstin.
Jul 17th, 2007
Penis Mightier
She’d pass the pencil test. Or is it fail? Whatever.
Jul 17th, 2007
JohnL
You fuckers are out of your mind. She looks great for an 80 yr-old.
Jul 17th, 2007
Dragulf
Makes me want my penis chewed on by a beaver.
What?
Jul 17th, 2007
Petite
Maybe her nipples point up? Hopefully…
Jul 17th, 2007
Kevin
Meh. I ain’t picky.
I’d have sex with her in a heartbeat, then do it again when I sobered up in the morning.
Jul 17th, 2007
Tiger
eh, I’d bang her
shag her filthy rotten . . .
Jul 18th, 2007
rita thompson
some women don’t like to harness up like an old mule,you old shag nasties.keep your old minds off your old peckerheads……….
Jul 18th, 2007
JBsSecretLover
I kinda like the hangers. Especially with a little heft to them, and on an attractive woman like Kirsten. Certainly better than those horrific tupperware teats you see on Joan Severance or Tara Reid; the wall-eyed wobblies on Alyssa Milano (but they’re still not too bad to ogle); the medicine ball mammaries hanging from Pamela Anderson; the pumped-up puppies on Tori Spelling (the old ones were pretty nice, though); and especially the football fakes of Posh Spice - they look like they’re attached by carriage bolts painted to look like nipples.
Give me mediums with some sag like Kirsten Dunst, Gynormous hangers like Mimi Rogers, the barely there beauties of Juliette Lewis, the middle-aged miracles of Jennifer Tilly, or (perhaps most erotic of all) the perfect champagne glass classics of Alexandra Paul. Any one of these and I’m able to crack walnuts with Mr. Willy.
That said, if there was a reasonably safe (and painless) way to change Mr. Willy into Sir William, I’d probably be standing in the queue right now. So long as he doesn’t end up the male equivalent of Tara Reid’s first “enhancement.”
Jul 18th, 2007
sona khan
i like u
Jul 22nd, 2007
bigboobiesrule
Her tits look like oranges stuffed into gym socks.Cant wait to see those floor draggers in 5 years.
Sep 9th, 2007
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