Jul 17, 20071
Quickies: Farcical Aquatic Ceremonies

Lily Allen has three nipples. And if she weighs the same as a duck, she’s made of wood, and therefore… a witch! (MollyGood)
Tara Reid’s belly button, or a stingray’s mouth? (The Bastardly)
The good ol’ Mel Gibson returns. And by “good ol’” I mean “whiskey-drunk.” (Celebslam)
Prepare for the fiery brimstone of hell, Elisha Cuthbert. (Pajiba)
Girl fight! Girl fight! (Celebrity Smack)
The rights to Angelina Jolie’s snatch are worth $220 million. (popbytes)
Suri Cruise works an early eighties’ bowl cut. (Seriously? OMG)

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carla
lol!
Jul 18th, 2007
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