Jul 18, 20075
Kimberly Stewart Upskirt
Kimberly Stewart is a lumbering cock-eyed mess of fug, but lucky for you, you can’t see her face in this shot. Just her ass, which really isn’t that bad. Sort of like the difference between seeing a gangrenous leg on a Yankee soldier instead of seeing his syphilitic-ulcer-ridden taint. Gangrene’s not so bad, really, once you get past the smell and the maggots and everything. I know because I’ve been to India before. But ulcers, man — ulcers weep. Just like Rod Stewart did that day the doctor handed him Kim and kindly offered to put it out of its misery. Only Rod’s tears probably had less puss and festering and need to be drained. Dirty Yankees!
The big, metaphorically gangrenous reveal after the jump
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Herman B
cock sucking little whore
Jul 19th, 2007
margaretta
I just had a tart-attack!
Jul 19th, 2007
RichPort
She looks great from the neck to the sternum!
Jul 19th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
I’d hit it from behind and then run off…
Jul 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
backside DEFINITELY better than the front side. who’d a thunk it?
Jul 20th, 2007
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