Name That Celebrity: Alcohol-Monitoring Anklet Edition

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Today’s Name That Celebrity: the “Alcohol-Monitoring Anklet” edition. So, any guesses? It’s a tough one, I know! Well, okay — here are a couple clues to help you out. A blind item from today’s Page Six

Which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night.

Oh, who could it be? Alright, then, ONE more hint, because I’m generous like that: a “source” tells Star magazine,

“She uses ‘whippits,’ the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn’t figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under [her] bed. [She] admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry.”

Tomorrow morning, when you’ve finally figured it out which celebutard plays owner to the alcoholic anklet, you can pass the time with a couple of these super difficult mind-benders I found. They’re even more challenging than today’s “Name That Celebrity,” so prepare to be stumped!

A) Which number comes next in the following series? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ?

B) Name two words that start with the letter “M.” No dictionary! That’s cheating.

C) A boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, “I can’t operate on him — he’s my son.” The boy has a brother. What relation is the doctor to the boy?

Good luck wrapping your mind around any of those, genuises!

The mind-racking answer after the jump

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. A). 42. It’s always 42!!!
    B). Mother and Monster. What?
    C). He is the baby’s daddy.

  2. abby

    lol

  3. margaretta

    Well, it’s either John Revolta or Kathie Lee Gifford…what?

  4. RichPort

    A) Please repeat the question
    B) Muslim and Madonna
    C) Michael Jackson

  5. Mish234

    a) Six! I know this, I know this…
    b} Melliflous and Marmalade
    c} Father

    Do I get a TIME magazine cover shoot now?

  6. bionic bunny

    yes, but how many of you know where your towel is?
    mine’s wrapped around my head at the moment. what can i say? california freeways are SCARY to drive.

    not to point out the obvious here, or anything, but, personally, i’d trip over that damn anklet on a regular basis. ESPECIALLY after a couple of shooters.

  7. Nick

    That ankle thing is sure to leave one hell of a sun-tan mark…

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  9. carla

    weird comment.

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