Jul 19, 2007
Victoria Beckham Has Sexy Legs
Here’s what years of anorexia and a prematurely aborted mummification do to your gams, ladies. Despite what you initially thought, that leg doesn’t belong to Captain Barbosa. Those hams and calves belong to one Victoria Beckham, who by my calculation is actually 117 years old. Or legally undead. I hear she only eats the brains of unsuspecting hitchhikers and vagrant prostitutes. Fortunately, they’re low-cal and low-sodium, so there’s no unsightly bloating.
More unholiness up close and HQ after the jump
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
chrissy
is this real? how is that level of grossness even possible?
Jul 19th, 2007
abby
Probably a deal with the devil gone wrong. Or some sort of medieval torture device that hangs you from the skin of you calves for six or seven days.
Jul 19th, 2007
lookwhaticando
Oh, I’m sure she would die a thousand deaths if she ever saw this flawed pic of herself. Quick does anyone have her addy
Jul 19th, 2007
Ruud
Clearly it’s with photoshop. left leg normally has to be a little small thats false the right of course ist the truely leg. if we see from this angle thats not true. Thats my grandma’s leg
Jul 19th, 2007
sonya
Can someone explain the weird trench in her inner thigh?
Jul 19th, 2007
Emily/Scandelirious
Part of me really wants to call Photoshop on this one but you really never know these days…. I’d just really like to see her in flat shoes sometime.
Jul 19th, 2007
margaretta
I’ve found that unsuspecting hitchikers and vagrant prostitutes to leave a slight bitter after taste and does tend to constipate at times.
Jul 19th, 2007
sienna
So strange
Jul 19th, 2007
LOL
FAKE FAKE….Come on guys real journalism here stop with the BS. Kthnks
Jul 19th, 2007
Yeska
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO FAKE.
I mean, it’s so bad I can’t believe you’d even put that on there. Jesus…
Jul 19th, 2007
Dragulf
Sandpaper and Spackle is all she neeeeeeds…….. A little rub rub rub and a dab will do her.
Jul 19th, 2007
RichPort
Someone needs to photoshop the nasty right off of this hideous bitch. I wish for a rare West Coast monsoon to slide their home right down the fucking hill, hopefully landing on a gaggle of photogs. If we’re lucky, Britney Spears will be passed out in her driveway at the time. Don’t worry ladies… Becks will be safe. He’ll just bury his face in Tom Cruise’s lap as soon as the rumbling begins. And I fear Posh will emerge from the rubble unscathed… that’s some industrial strength plastic they used to replace her skin.
Jul 20th, 2007
BamBina
the pictures are photoshopped ,period!
Jul 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
geez. even MY legs look better than that, scars and all!!
Jul 20th, 2007
Ginger
Yeah we don’t need photoshopped incentive to be disgusted by Posh. Just look at that pancake ass. Gross!
Jul 20th, 2007
Whaaaaa???
PUHLEEZE. There is no way her legs look like that. This is yet another Photoshop for your enjoyment. There’s no CHANCE somebody as uppity and conceited as POSH would walk around like that if that was the true state of her legs.
Jul 20th, 2007
RichPort
Can you see my knickahs???
Jul 23rd, 2007
V3sn4
Just one word: PHOTOSHOP. Look at the other leg it’s fine and it has no celuluit. I think that V.B. would never wear skirt in public if she would have legs like that and she always do!
Jul 23rd, 2007
ako
yes victoria have very sexy legs!! a love her she is so cute and beautiful,glamorous, GORGEOUS all,,, i’m from spain
Jul 28th, 2007
mad dot
she’s a skank & those pics prove it! the camera never lies….
Aug 9th, 2007
carrot top
she’s unreal i cant stop jacking off to her
Dec 18th, 2007
PONCHO
No its not real……I am an avid studier of this awesome specemin of a milf!!Just photoshop by some jealous fat chick!!
Dec 28th, 2007
King d
Shes hot
Feb 16th, 2008
sophiesmom
Buh?
Apr 30th, 2008
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