Britney Spears Shoots a Music Video

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I’m kind of at a loss, here. All reasonable logic would tell us that an artist needs to have recorded an album, or at the very least a song, before shooting a music video. And so, I cannot claim to understand how or why Britney Spears is shooting a music video — and yet here she is.

I guess that bold move to become her own manager and publicist was a good thing after all. Except now there’s no one to tell her that there’s really never an appropriate time or place for the “Biker Whore Widow” look — not the least of which being your own music video. But come on, who am I kidding? Like we all don’t know damn well Britney just went trolling around until she found a camera crew filming a car dealership commercial and paid them double to follow her around instead. Well played, Spears. Well played.

A warning to those who may be allergic to cellulite — more photos on “set” of the “music video” after the jump.

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21 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

    OMG, just when I think she can’t POSSIBLY get any skankier, there she goes!

  2. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, skaaank.

  3. Lindsey

    she looks so old. it’s sad.

    also, is she doing her own hair/makeup now?

  4. Ginger

    The “biker whore widow” look…I am streaming tears right now…

  5. I just…. don’t understand… how could she POSSIBLY think the joke is on us?!

  6. margaretta

    Damn, I’m hearing YMCA now.

  7. Petite

    So young, to have such a crappy figure. What a shame… She’ll never get these years back.
    When I was 26, I was smokin’ hot…it was 1992 baby!
    Tight and toned was the name of the game. Oh yeah, we partied, but we also worked out at the gym every day. The girls in high school today have no idea how ‘easy’ they have it! So many fat chicks, every where you look!

  8. FUCKINLOSERS

    DUDE, she still is fuckin hot. None of you fuckin losers could come close to scorin with a chick like her so you fantasize about fake women thinking you get them. LOL I’d fuck her in the ass and let her shit on me

  9. sonya

    Hope you like Cheetoh-dusted poop. Freak.

  10. OK, you were warned! Out comes the harpoon! It hunting time!

  11. shit life

    what the fuck does 1992 have to do with being fat?

  12. CruisingforCock

    I pray for just one day without any Spears posts.

    Love,

    The Bitch

  13. Butch

    Ha. lane bryant ad right before this post. Gawdamn this babe needs a 360 degree mirror….

  14. Gina Nightmare

    i like her boots, so yeah she doesnt have the best figure on earth, but really she had TWO kids i mean for her to actually look like that is amazing.
    oh & uhh i like her boots.. hehe.

  15. Petite

    shit life
    Jul 20th, 2007 at 11:07 pm

    what the fuck does 1992 have to do with being fat?

    *****************************************

    In the 90′s, young women took better care of their bodies. Being fat was not acceptable like it is now. I’m shocked at the porkers I see that are still in their teens. Why don’t these girls care about their appearence or their health?

  16. DiamondSal

    It’s not that she is still chunky from a poor diet or slovenly indulgances.. it’s that you know she is amaturish-beastly and pervy fat and she thinks she is entertaining, elegant and beautiful..

  17. Booger

    I’d hit it.
    She’s completely nutz!
    Crazy chicks are great in the sack.

  18. MY GOD.. I’D RATHER LOOK AT PAM ANDERSON AT 40 . SHE HAS 2 KIDS TOO . WHAT IS MISS SPEARS PROBLEM .

  19. KIDNAPER

    Hey I would Kidnap her and charge a 5$ admition fee to fucking rape her whore ass…

  20. Hemuk!!Britney!, der sex duop, dasa, basa, where, buts haves?.tatukas? im Britney, dasa bulas dulok, haves, been, sexy? dasda, damuk..!4sede, dumik, der,,fancy, sexy? damas, im nopes, bopes? dopes, daxa, bumik,. dasa, busa, der, habve vumik.dadra, settes, duoop, daa, dulom..!!Én sasa bumik..!!ez, a dese, butas, sexy, de, nem bumik, a Tatu? all, shes parody? Daam..!!daaa, das, bumik..!!im Tatyas? see, daa, bumik..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!44 sexy, dasex?Damuk..!!saa, buop, hes. by!!Homi, Tatu, ez a sex? parody, all the, shaid, damuk..
    Daas, nem, is oh sexy? yamas. yamuk..!Tatukas, kiiop!!Haaa hasa, nagy a Britney? sexy, dasmuk. dasa, bulop!!bull, .Dasex? dasa, ez, nem is olyan, érteni, hogy sexy, vagy?
    Hello!4 sexy!!haves, buik,, !!tasa, topes? sexy. Dsa, buop, Agulas?Tatu, sehes. shees!!
    Dasa, buop!!Damuk..! dasa, bumik.!!saa, basalok!4 és look, fines? dasa, bumik..!!Dasmuk..!!dumik..!4 Bsa, buopklokl? De, muikiss!!kiop, daas bumopp!!hoppá!! sexy!! Horb Barbara!! sukas!!Puszi!!Neked Britney!!lés jó légy!!Nagyon szép vagy!! De, szebb lennél, ha nem lennél, kopasz.Csak, egy kicsit, sexy vagy az a baj..!!Ugyan, te sexy!4 te jobb leszel majd, és okos!! tudom én!!!Már visszanőtt a hajad? Akkor szép vagy!! Nem vagy csúnya. Csak, lennél egy kicsit jobb anya!!Mert, nem törődsz a gyerekeiddel!!!Szeretlek!!!Britney.Horb Barbara!!

  21. Sid Keirnan

    Britney Spears in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:

    http://britney-spears-sexxy.blogspot.com/?id=38258568&s=y

    really hot and sexy video

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