Name That Celebrity: Goodwill Fashions Edition
Despite what you’re probably already thinking, the subject of today’s Name That Celebrity is not a homeless person. I know! I thought so too at first. But the biggest clue otherwise is that, in my experience, homeless people normally push shopping carts in lieu of carrying suitcases.
My second thought — after learning this person’s identity — was that it may have held the suitcase over it’s face as a courtesy to the photographer. Occurrences of fugliness this severe are rarely captured in nature — for a very good reason, as it usually causes equipment to fail and malfunction. I’m guessing that this photographer may have been equipped with some kind of cutting-edge, NASA type technology, which is why he was able to get these elusive images without his camera breaking. Either that or he may have had a magical camera.
Give up yet? The answer after the jump! Although I’d highly advise against those with weak stomachs, anyone prone to herpes outbreaks, heart conditions, or those who may be pregnant from clicking on the link. Yeeeah! will not be held liable for any and all photo viewing related injuries or mishaps.
Peek A Boo! I’ll eat your soul!
It’s fugtard Kirsten Dunst! Thanks for playing!
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
mimi
She’s a fug mess!!
Jul 20th, 2007
Manny
Gaahhhhh! Ow! My eyes! Did anyone see where the other eyeball went?? Oh god, I think it rolled under my desk! Someone get a wet-dry vac!
Jul 20th, 2007
margaretta
fugly is as fugly does, she should’ve left the suitcase up…ugh!
Jul 20th, 2007
einstein
This ugly thing with saggy mams is PROOF POSITIVE that just because you’re in movies it somehow makes you more attractive than you really are….NOT EVERYONE IN THE MOVIES IS HOT! In fact, most AREN’T!
Jul 20th, 2007
Candice
Um, I dunno. I think the outfit is cute. I’d probably trade the t-shirt for something a little nicer, but ignoring who it’s on, the rest is pretty wearable. Especially for someone who’s travelling. Sheesh, you guys.
Jul 20th, 2007
rita thompson
you little slimy worms leave kirsten dunst alone. she looks better than you regular street bums. shit on you all who left replies. except for me …………
Jul 22nd, 2007
Jane Irie
i like her coat =P
Jul 22nd, 2007
RichPort
She has old lady feet.
Jul 23rd, 2007
U R FKD DD
HEY RITA…WHY DO ALL YOU BITCHES ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER???? YOU MUST BE HER LEZ FRIEND.
Aug 11th, 2007
carla
lol!!!!
Aug 29th, 2007
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