Quickies: Three Dollar Bill

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Penelope Cruz ruining perfectly good bikini pics by looking sad. (Egotastic!)

Lohan’s latest project officially plopped it’s way into the crapper. (DListed)

Oprah’s got a dead bitch on her hands. But not the kind that she normally would have to hide in the East River. (Deus Ex Malcontent)

Rowr! Seacrest-Mayer catfight! (A Socialite’s Life)

Have you heard? Jennifer Love Hewitt has boobs! (Celebitchy)

I’ll give you two guesses how good Adam Sandler’s new flick is: plain ol’ shitty or really really REALLY fucking shitty. (Pajiba)

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  1. SydNo Gravatar

    Damn! I never realized what a boner nose Penelope has.

  2. Scary isn’t it?

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