Comments on: Britney Spears is a Great Mom, Take 284

By: bite me bitch

bite me bitch — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:07:26 +0000

i think i threw up a little bit in my mouth

By: Deeds

Deeds — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 17:41:34 +0000

I wonder what role she was preparing for this time?

By: piedlourde

piedlourde — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:44:20 +0000

Dear fucking God, I just can’t say anything bitchy here. Those doomed kids are absolutely adorable and I feel sick that Britney is allowed anywhere near them. I’m surprised she didn’t dangle them over the stern of the boat. “Look, boys, look at the big propeller thingies! — Ooops, uhm, bodyguards? Hello?”. Baby gumbo!

By: bigredwthebighead

bigredwthebighead — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 06:11:47 +0000

Who is she to call somebody fat? Nasty, fat, white trash. Go back to your trailer park. Yuck!

By: Shauna

Shauna — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:57:20 +0000

She mentioned a few years back, that the paparazzi USED to treat her with respect. Well, the Britney Spears of the past, and the one currently flashing her vag, and shaving her head, are two very different people. It is obvious that she just does’nt get it. The ‘child-like’ description seems to hit it on the head. She is as cluess as a five year old on how to to behave. (btw-thanks for the interesing post Dragulf) The fact that she is making all of her own decisions is disasterous. She of all people, needs a constant minder, and manager. How low will she go? I am afraid we haven’t seen it yet.

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 23:19:26 +0000

ah, yes, lovely Marina Del Hosehead.
now you understand why REAL people don’t go there.

By: Ace

Ace — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:38:18 +0000

I have to take offense with your portrayal of West Virginia. Not all of us have porches. We shoot off comers from the roof. I personally built a treehouse.

Oh yeah, this bitch is crazy.

By: LRM216

LRM216 — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:51:31 +0000

Please – before she becomes a statistic in the obituary columns, leave her alone! Isn’t her life hard enough?? And by the way, stooping a little low aren’t you by calling two innocent children (each born of her marriage to Federline) bastards?

By: Jbo

Jbo — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:35:11 +0000

Her youngest baby looks a little slow in the face… ALSO, this bitch doesn’t put life jackets on her boos when out in the open water. Bad, bad Britney – it’s the law! Is she trying to have her babies taken away b/c she doesn’t want them and it’s easier that way?

By: Penis Mightier

Penis Mightier — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 17:41:47 +0000

Yup, that sounds about right.

By: Dragulf

Dragulf — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:13:38 +0000

Yesterday reportedly when she was filming her new video, a photo shoot was also scheduled for the magazine’s upcoming cover story.
As you would expect, Britney supposedly showed up three hours late. When she arrived, she was allegedly out of her f*cking tree and even though everyone knew of her notorious eccentricities (which is putting it kindly) everyone was also shocked to see her so wasted, exhibiting behaviour outrageous even for her. Allegedly of course.
For instance…she had her dog with her – the new puppy she called London. Since London is a puppy and since she has yet to provide him with a proper, regular routine, of course London pissed and shat all over the place. And who picked up the poop? Britney picked up the poop…allegedly mopping it up with a Chanel dress. A Chanel dress. Allegedly of course.
I’m told she apparently kept choosing clothes that were 2 sizes too small so that rolls were squeezing out everywhere, giving the stylist a minor panic attack as it’s her professional portfolio and her job on the line if the images comes out bunk – a likely certainty even with the help of photoshop.
Britney allegedly wanders around babbling like a baby – as in baby talk. Half the time her head can’t stay straight, lolling around on her neck like a bobble. I’m told she also has no boundaries and allegedly, several times, when she had to pee, even though one of the washrooms was being used as a staging area, she would drop trou and make a tinkle WITHOUT CLOSING THE DOOR and an entire crew working around her. Allegedly of course.
The girl allegedly can’t stop touching herself. As in fondling her breasts, rubbing between her legs… I can hardly bear to write this. She apparently goes about it absent-mindedly, as if not aware she’s not alone and at the same time, genuinely curious about her own body, described to me as “like a 5 year old discovering her genitalia for the first time”. Allegedly of course.
So they had one sitting, they were able to get shot. But then paranoia apparently took over, Britney became convinced people were ridiculing her (they probably were), and took off abruptly without explanation. Word is the magazine is scrambling now as it’s supposed to be a cover story, they need more than one image – trying to make it happen for today. She later allegedly explained that she was uncomfortable because she had no idea so many people would be there and it would be such a “big production”. She also thought she looked too “fat”. Allegedly of course.

By: Dragulf

Dragulf — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:02:31 +0000

Nude Hot Demi pics then this lumpy sack of potatoes. Abby is trying to get me locked up in a padded cell.