Jul 23, 2007
Demi Moore Wears a Coonskin Cap
Tags: demi moore
I realize these nude pictures of Demi Moore were taken thirty years ago, but it’s a fact that gratuitous full frontal nudity is never bound by the constraints of linear time. So here you go. Demi did a naked spread at eighteen for a jerk-off mag called “Oui” — which, apparently, is French for “masses of hair” — before the implants and the botox and the knee lifts. Also, it seems, before the invention of the razor. There are only a few words to describe the following pictorial: “Oh, my God,” or “What the fuck,” or “I’m not just the president — I’m also a client.”
54 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
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oh and thanks,
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Jul 23rd, 2007
siouxie
Is that a merkin?
Jul 23rd, 2007
RichPort
Oh but to be a fly on the wall of the spa where she endured her first Brazilian wax. The screams of horrible, excruciating pain… the blood and redness… her hands firmly wrapped around the waxer’s neck… the requisite passing out… the strips of wax looking like a Filet O’ Fish left in a ziploc on the sidewalk for days on end during the hottest stretch of the summer… oh to have been that fly…
Even Ron Jeremy would have told this Brillo bush looking cooter coif to buy a fucking razor. That said, everything else on her looked rather tastey back then. A shame really.
Jul 23rd, 2007
massconfuzion
holy furry muff! peta want’s to know if it’s an endangered species!
Jul 23rd, 2007
abby
Is it pornographic if you can’t actually see the vagina through the hair? You know, the whole “forest for the trees” conundrum.
Jul 23rd, 2007
RichPort
Oh, and thank goodness I was wrong.. I originally thought this post was about her receving cunnilingus from my uncle Tyrone.
Jul 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“…..Oh, and thank goodness I was wrong.. I originally thought this post was about her receving cunnilingus from my uncle Tyrone….”
BAM!!!
Jul 23rd, 2007
margaretta
Didn’t I see that on Burt Reynolds?
Jul 23rd, 2007
Sorceressss
Ha ha Abby, I was totally thinking the same thing! That beast is pretty scary [shivers].
Yikes
Jul 23rd, 2007
Manny
Gah! We need to come up with something a bit more appropriate for fucked up shit like this…cuz’ NSFW aint cuttin’ it!
How about NSIYWTKYEFE (Not safe if you want to keep your eyeballs from exploding).
Jul 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap….
Jul 23rd, 2007
marc adams
Someone’s got Buckwheat in a leg-lock……set him free!!
Jul 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
barbado, you’re going to hurt yourself, man!
Jul 23rd, 2007
agent bedhead
I think I just saw the Scarlett Letter fall outta there.
Jul 23rd, 2007
degenerate gambler
2-1 odds anyone over 30 would still find this hot.
Jul 24th, 2007
Pete
Jeee … you can make a wig with that !
Jul 24th, 2007
navaho
Oh my was it an advert for thick pile carpet samples?
Jul 24th, 2007
Nacho
Damn, she should shave that thing off and give it to cancer…
Then again, I’m not so sure that they would want it either.
Jul 24th, 2007
BunnyNutz
Suddenly the term “rug muncher” makes complete sense.
Jul 24th, 2007
Oscar Lord
OMG… Those nipples..!
Jul 24th, 2007
bite me bitch
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Jul 25th, 2007
eat me
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Jul 25th, 2007
bite me bitch
no muff too tuff i dive at five
Jul 25th, 2007
jvon
These pictures have been around a VERY long time — I can remember seeing them as early as 1993. I believe it was decided back then that they were fakes.
Whoever the body belongs to certainly does need a trim, but I don’t believe it’s her.
Jul 25th, 2007
Bushmaster3000
Awesome Scrumptious! The furry beavah is always bettah!
And Demi’s is a Classic!
Jul 25th, 2007
ray ray
GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
Jul 27th, 2007
Travisbickle
Love the muff…..i love it hairy too!
Jul 27th, 2007
Germophobe
They’re real. All you have to do is go to a used bookstore and pick up that copy of Oui from 1980–I don’t remember the month but Demi is on the cover.
As far as the bush is concerned, it might have been retouched to look bushier and hide her pussy. Oui was owned by Playboy at this point and visible genitals were not part of the Playboy image. A few years later Playboy and similar mags got kicked out of 7-11 after Reagan’s Attorney General, Ed Meese, threatened to identify the stores as pornography merchants.
Jul 30th, 2007
Zazoo
For all you youngsters out there. Back in the 80’s and earlier, hair on the bush was considered de riguer. I like the best of both worlds. Shave it summer, grow it in winter.
Jul 30th, 2007
gurgee
The pubic hair growth is dense by all standards !!!!!!
Aug 3rd, 2007
NoName
holy razorblades! is this fo’ real? though you should understand… the ’70s were somewhat weird
Aug 6th, 2007
globee
OMFG i think i just saw a gremlin !
Aug 6th, 2007
john
i found this one picture video
Aug 14th, 2007
Scott
Not Naked…
She’s clearly wearing part of a gorilla costume…
Aug 15th, 2007
msc
she has an afro growing out of her ass… yuck!
Aug 17th, 2007
ramazan aker
demi, you are incredible beautyfull, ı love very much you
RAMAZAN AKER/TURKEY
Sep 25th, 2007
drama queen
Holy Merkin, Batman!!!
Heavens to Merkintroid!!!
Aggghh! You’re merkin me crazy!!!
Oct 4th, 2007
Skin
Looks like Ben Wallace in a headlock!!!!!!
Oct 8th, 2007
PATCHES
Lo and behold
Nov 30th, 2007
Ummm
Why can’t I see the pictures?
Feb 8th, 2009
jim
does it look like a mohak
May 7th, 2009
isac
that is the wierdist THANG iv ever seen but she hot so id tap!!!!!!!
Jun 11th, 2009
MRB
i think it looks fantastic… americans and their shaved pussy fetish!
Jun 12th, 2009
rejuvenator
I’m 62 and have never seen that much bush on a woman. Kill it quick before it multiplies and takes over the world.
Jun 12th, 2009
Seattleliter
I think she may have a scared Star Trek Tribble hiding between her legs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribble_(Star_Trek)
Jun 13th, 2009
ted
man those pics might have been really hot if she didn’t where that badger bikini
Jun 14th, 2009
Ashley
She looks like she’s giving birth to a baby bear….
Jun 14th, 2009
omfg
I missed you, Borat.
Jun 14th, 2009
lazy19
she has chubaca’s black cousin trapped between her legs
Jun 14th, 2009
Late 20's dude
I wish more chicks today would have a bush like that! But to me, bald eagles are still pussies.
Jun 14th, 2009
OMFGROFLMAO
The name says it all. I still think she’s a HPOA (hot piece of ass) but the fact that she’s got a perverted Locks for Love farm going on makes these photos just THAT much better. XD
Jun 14th, 2009
holyballs!
HOLY SHIT
Jun 15th, 2009
STRATMAN123
DAMN! It looks like she’s giving birth to DON KING!!!
So THAT’S where all of Bruce Willis’ hair went!
Her and Ashton are shooting a pilot for a new TV show-”THAT 70′S BUSH”…
I BET THERE’S CRABS IN THERE THAT WOULD FILL A SEAFOOD PLATTER AT RED LOBSTER!
…OK, I’M ALL DONE.
WELL…MAYBE ONE MORE…IF CROCODILE DUNDY WANTS TO GO ON A WALKABOUT IN THAT BUSH, HE BETTER PACK A LUNCH AND A COMPASS!!!
Aug 15th, 2009
Dustin Berlacher
Demi Moore Full Home-made hot video i found here:
http://demi–moore.blogspot.com/?id=63900258&s=y
U have to see it,really hot video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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