Kate Moss and Pete Doherty Sex Tape

As if HIV and hepatitis weren’t enough to worry about after breaking up with Pete Doherty, supermodel Kate Moss now has two MIA sex tapes to contend with. London’s The Sun reports
“There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet. Pete could do [whatever] he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he’s desperate for a bob or two.”
There’s nothing I’d rather see than a doughy, pasty, mossy-toothed heroin addict rutting all over a used-up coke whore, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for it. I’ll save my pennies and camp out in a Jersey park with my camcorder, wait for the sun to go down and the smörgåsbord of society’s derilects and failures to come crawling out of the storm drains and women’s shelters. I might even offer a couple of homeless dudes an Andrew Jackson or two to whale on each other with tire irons while I videotape it. Now there’s a cool twenty bucks I don’t mind spending. Believe me, pipe in a little “Eye of the Tiger” and slow down the frame rate right before impact and that sort of thing just pays for itself!

8 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewww, that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read. You people have gone too far.
Good day madam
I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!!!
Jul 23rd, 2007
Emily
Yeah this is definitely one sex tape I do not want to see. And there’s no doubt that it exists - if those two make videos of little duets on sunday afternoons, you know they’ve fumbled around with a video recorder during sexytime. Blech.
Jul 23rd, 2007
margaretta
This could be better than ’showgirl’
Jul 23rd, 2007
luc
well I’ll be honest I’d watch it everyday maybe even pay for it
I know but its just one of those things that everyone wonders what its like
Jul 29th, 2007
Willie
Sounds good, wouldnt mind havin a look at kate’s flange i have to say.
Jul 30th, 2007
hendra
looks like we’ll have another newly porn actress to see
Aug 5th, 2007
JEGGLE
oh my god peter, he is SO hot right now. omg
Aug 17th, 2007
mizero
yeeeah…
I found Kate Moss sex tape here: LINK
she so depraved…
Dec 22nd, 2007
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