Who Wants a Moustache Ride?
Lindsay Lohan took time out of her strict regiment of “wearing bikinis” and “trying to score Ecstasy” to cavort with this cheese dick last Friday. Deuce Bigalow, male… um, loser fuckface. The only way this jerk-off could appear any more douche-y is if he had plastic tubing for arms and reeked of vaginally-expelled vinegar. Don’t get me wrong — I’m not saying he doesn’t already stink of vinegar. Or of vagina, for that matter. He very well may. The picture doesn’t tell us. However, personal experience has taught me that most men with moustaches have a certain “je ne sais quoi” about them. “Je nais se quoi” of course being French for “I’m a smarmy asshole prick.” Just ask a highway patrolman! They’ll let you know what’s what, fuckers.
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moustacheman
He looks like Casey Affleck.
Jul 23rd, 2007
Manny
Christ..I think it IS Casey Affleck.
Jul 23rd, 2007
Penis Mightier
Oh look she’s drinking her vodka from Coke cans now.
Jul 23rd, 2007
S.S.
he looks like a will ferel sketch
Jul 23rd, 2007
margaretta
crabs in his stash
Jul 23rd, 2007
abby
The homeless vet that poses for the art class sketch?
Jul 23rd, 2007
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