Quickies: Monkey See, Monkey Do

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Lisa Rinna dresses up like a slutty leopard. (MollyGood)

Britney Spears wants OK! to convince the public she’s okay. Get it? OK, okay? Listen — that’s the sound of me blowing your fuckin minds. (Jossip)

Angelina Jolie feels sad about her weight loss and heroin addiction. (Celeb Smack)

Jennifer Garner has opposable toes. Ugly opposable toes. (CelebSlam)

Hell, party of one! (The Bastardly)

Tom and Katie host a posh party for the Beckhams, probably just so Tom can stare at Becks’ bottom. (CityRag)

Brigitte Nielsen fresh out of rehab! And apparently, a whorehouse! (popbytes)

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  1. Looks like the mother ship is growing, beam them up Scotty

  2. How did the Android get in the middle of that lot? Better make sure she stays away from water.

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