Lindsay Lohan Arrested for Another DUI, Cocaine
Wheeeee! Captain Sober, arrested again! TMZ reports
Lindsay Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica early this morning — her second bust in less than three months. According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept., 21-year-old Lohan was nailed around 2:15 AM early Tuesday morning. Lindsay Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. Sources say her blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit. Cops tell TMZ cocaine was found in her pants pocket.
The only thing they didn’t find on Lindsay was a couple of penises stuffed in her snatch and pooper. I guess it’s hard to get your double-penetration on while you’re coked up and drunk and operating a motor vehicle. Just like it’s hard to juggle babies and knives while fighting a grease fire. Sometimes cops aren’t very understanding about a girl’s need to multi-task.
UPDATE: Fresh mug shot.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Penis Mightier
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HA!
Jul 24th, 2007
DiamondSal
Lindsay “I gotta punk da cops.. my fans. I want to be a drunken-rebel-junkie Carl.. secretly.. so make me a fine-fake ankle thingy-a-bob.. monitor, k?”
Carl Um? Yes darlin’ basic black and you in a bikini..? AH! Perfect! They vill all vant one. I will make millions of millions.. bwahahahahahaha!”
Jul 24th, 2007
abby
I guess now the cops’ll have to let her go because her alcohol monitoring anklet was a dud. It’s not her fault!
Jul 24th, 2007
O.o
People are saying that it was her assistants fault. The Assistant quit and called her mom to take her home and Blowhan followed them , the assistants mom called the police and drove into a police station and blowhan followed … dumb shit
Jul 24th, 2007
litelysalted
Lindsay Lohan got arrested again?! Where the FUCK have I been all day?
Jul 24th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
rotfl…watta idiot
Jul 24th, 2007
margaretta
Quite an intelligent expression on the mug shot.
Can you say, DUH?
Jul 24th, 2007
Penis Mightier
Look at the size of those pupils!!!….Just like Pussinboots from Shrek when he does his sad face. Only Pussinboots is cute.
Jul 24th, 2007
blah
Is that Lindsay or her mom?
Jul 25th, 2007
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