Beyonce Eats It
What’s more hilarious than a blowhard diva falling down face first? Why, a blowhard diva falling face first down an entire set of stairs at a live concert recorded for all of internet posterity, of course! According to perezhilton.com,
Beyonce fell face first down a flight of stairs on stage at her concert in Orlando on Tuesday night. Mama went sliding down the steps, flailed around for a moment, scrambled to get her mic (that went sliding across stage), and kept on singing. Little Miss Armpits fall ended with a gash on her leg, which ended up bleeding. Sitting down for a song later, she asked the audience if they taped it “not to post it on Youtube”.
And here it is, in all its unfettered glory. I like the quick transfer from “faceplant” to sexy” in three point four seconds. The only time I’ve ever witnessed such a quick-change transition to foxiness was the time I threw up on the bar after gagging on a cherry stem while trying to tie a knot in it with my tongue. The guys buying me shots were all really impressed. Okay, technically it was more of a reverse sexy quick-change, but I still managed it in under three seconds, so it counts. Nobody even saw it coming. Especially the guy on the barstool next to me. Suck on that, Beyonce!
UPDATE: There’s always another video out there, Matthew Knowles, you pompous fucker.
UPDATE 2: Here’s another shot of the fall. She’s pretty much Bruce Leroy with more a little more weave-slinging.
UPDATE 3: They pulled the previous two vids for “copyright infringement,” but here’s one they didn’t catch.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Her dancers look befuddled. Maybe if I hadn’t defied that restraining order and had not been there rubbing my crotch and flickering my tongue between the V in my fingers, she wouldn’t have gotten so nervous. But what I am supposed to do when she stops returning my calls???
Jul 25th, 2007
Penis Mightier
The fall was funny, but her headbanging and her lame dance routine was even more funny.
Jul 25th, 2007
DiamondSal
She works hard for the money.. her GOD!
Jul 25th, 2007
abby
That head banging stagger right after the fall reminds me a lot of Bruce Leroy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBVLNNge6DU
Jul 25th, 2007
Rob
Hilarious! Pity the vids not available anymore. Stuck up big headed idiot falls over = funniest thing ever!!!
Jul 25th, 2007
ZeZe
She sure is on it. It’s already been pulled.
I was really looking forward to that.
Jul 25th, 2007
Penis Mightier
I came to watch the video for a good laugh before heading home and it was gone…..but this new angle is even better. Plus, you get the added reaction from the crowd and a better feel for how bad the fall actually was. Classic…almost as good as when Kelsey Grammer took a header off stage while giving a speech.
Jul 25th, 2007
margaretta
Orlando’s earthquake monitor was 7.0
Jul 25th, 2007
Cherry Valance
I love Beyonce. Stop being little picks, and picking on a woman that is amazing in what she does. Her dances are great and she is very talented.
Jul 26th, 2007
CHESTYBUTTBUTT35
WTF!!! DADDY DADDY THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT ME!!! I’M MEAN DAMN IF WE CAN WATCH HER SHAKING HER ASS IN ALMOST EVERY FUCKING VIDEO SHE HAS MADE!!! WHY CAN’T WE WATCH HER BUSTING HER ASS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STEPS!!! LMAO
I JUST VIEWED THIS VIDEO @ 9:30AM THIS MORNING AND I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF – DO I LIKE HER SONGS FUCK YEAH BUT TO SEE HER TAKE FLIGHT DOWN THEM STEPS AND JUMP UP LIKE I’M OKAY!!! AND KEEP SHAKING THAT SAD ASS WEAVE AROUND WAS CLASSIC!!
DAMN MATTHEW KNOWLES MOVED QUICK ON THIS ONE!! SOMEBODY HAS TO HAVE THIS VIDEO – FUCK U SONY!!!!!
I THOUGHT IT MADE HER BOUGEY ACTING ASS MORE HUMANIZED! DAMN SHE FALLS IN HER WHOLE PR TEAM IS IN ACTION THREATENING PEOPLE WITH LAWSUITS??? DID ANYBODY CARED WHEN MICHELLE FELL ON 106 IN PARK – OR WHAT ABOUT WHEN KELLY JUST PASSED OUT IN AFRICA – NO ONE CARED??? OR DID SHE FALL ON PURPOSE TO OUT DO THE OTHER GIRLS – LOL – SHE’S REAL COMPETITIVE THAT WAY ASK THE ORIGINAL DESTINY CHILD MEMBERS – LOL
Jul 26th, 2007
ms.hunny dip
HAHAHA THAT’S GOOD 4 THAT APPLE HEAD BITCH THAT JUST GOSE TO SHOW THAT SHE AINT BETTER THAN NOBODY YEA I LIKE HER MUSIC BUT I DO NOT LIKE HER AS A PERSON …
Jul 27th, 2007
vivian
oh snapps. crazy that must have hurted. is ate it big time.
Aug 24th, 2007
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