Name That Celebrity: Withered Tits Edition
Today’s Name That Celebrity is a tad more difficult than usual because today’s victim isn’t exactly an A-list celebrity. To be honest, not even B-list, really. More like D’s bastard cousin who lives in a closet under the stairs and pees in a bucket. Anyway, have at it. Today’s celebrity looks like she left her mammaries on the dashboard of a car parked directly on the equator after they were clawed by a vindictive bear. It’s a sad truth that there isn’t much that can be done with tits like those, even if you are slightly famous. Unless you want to make those puppies into to wineskins and wander around in the desert John the Baptist style. Three cheers for locusts and wild honey!
The stretch-marked reveal after the jump
It’s singer Amy Winehouse!
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
Aras196
Her stupid tattoos made it easy
Jul 26th, 2007
RichPort
Stomach stapling or unfortunate genes? You decide…
Jul 26th, 2007
Dragulf
Her hair weighs more than she does. My first thought was “DAMN! That’s a lot of titty fucking!”
Jul 26th, 2007
Emily
Eww… I really hope she gets better. And I’m not talking about her stretch marks - those are an unfortunate part of life for most people. It’s the rest of her I’m talking about. She’s actually really talented!
Jul 26th, 2007
margaretta
She needs to lose a few
Jul 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I wouldn’t fuck that with Pink’s dick.
Jul 26th, 2007
RichPort
I’d fuck that with Pink’s dick… if only to watch it fall off.
Jul 26th, 2007
litelysalted
That tattoo on her chest is the gayest fucking tattoo I’ve ever seen in my life. And that’s pretty impressive, since once I met a man who had a tattoo of George Michael doing Clay Aiken with Ant from Celebrity Fit Club taking pictures. Yep, it damn near took up with whole back.
Jul 26th, 2007
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so she’s a cutter and an anorexic?
Jul 26th, 2007
abby
Weird, my mom has that very tattoo, Salty! Only Andy Dick is bent over spreading his ass cheeks and giving you the classic “ravioli” under the photographer.
Jul 26th, 2007
Über¥ank
These pics make it appear as though Amy is walking out of her home to use the intercom at the front gate to speak to someone inside. Odd. Perhaps its a metaphore for the modern media lifestyle.
Jul 26th, 2007
sonya
Nice dirty shirt. She also looks like Tinkerbell’s archnemesis, Tinkertwat.
Jul 26th, 2007
zelda
I love a bitchy post as much as everyone else, but that’s cutting, not wrinkles or stretch marks.
Worse, def, but not as funny, obv.
Jul 26th, 2007
anony
The Rehab song is catchy but MY GOD is she fugly…..
Jul 26th, 2007
abby
No, it’s stretch marks. Have you had a child? Then you know it’s fucking stretch marks. She wasn’t always so skinny. She used to be pretty curvy.
Jul 26th, 2007
Lindsey
on her left boob are cutting marks though. i don’t like her much.
Jul 26th, 2007
Lindsey
and her shirt is on inside-out!
Jul 26th, 2007
ames
Wow, she’s really pretty without makeup. I agree with Abby - stretch marks.
Jul 26th, 2007
Moni
Zelda-they’re stretch marks. I see ONE mark that could possibly be cutting (though I dont know of anyone who cuts on their tits, but this IS Skanky Winewhore we’re talking about…
But those are DEF stretch mark. I’ve been *ahem* blessed *cough cough* with my own and know wtf they look like
Jul 30th, 2007
celebrity.web.net
give her a break guys, …big
fucking deal, stretch marks.
Jul 31st, 2007
U R FKD DD
FUCKIN’ BOY GEORGE LICK-A-LIKE. THAT THING IS SKANKIER THAN BRITNEY SPEARS CROTCH SHOT!!!!!!!
Aug 11th, 2007
Bearpaws
Is anyone perfect? She looks damn good to me. The stretch marks give her personality and makes her unique to herself. I only wish she had the shirt on back-to-front.
Aug 12th, 2007
U R FKD DD
HEY BEARPAWS , ARE YOU LOOKIN’ AT THE SAME BITCH I AM?????………’CAUSE THAT RANK SKANK NEEDS TO BE SHANKED!!!!!!!!!
Aug 15th, 2007
carla
lol!!!
Aug 29th, 2007
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