J. Lo and Rat Face at El Cantante Premiere

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El Cantante premiered in New York last night — and here are the red carpet photos of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. As you can see, J. Lo commits fashion atrocity by unwisely pairing a taffeta 1976 prom dress with matching, caked on salmon colored lipstick. Rat Face, on the other hand, plays it safe by just sniveling around in the background — while the paparazzi collectively avoids him like the herpes.

To the untrained eye, it may not be clear that Rat Face was even in attendance at all, so I’ve taken the liberty of drawing these helpful arrows pointing him out — more after the jump!

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. The rat’s cousin can sing… IMO. Nothing against this couple but they did get married awfully fast. True love!!!

  2. Salmon en creepe

  3. J.Lo parece una puta anaranjada muy fea aquí. ¿Por qué su expresión facial mira siempre como ella está gozando del olor de sus propios farts? ¡Dios, no puedo colocar a esta perra falsa y a su hombre esquelético!

  4. i thought they were friends for years before they got married?

  5. I think they compliment each other and have made a nice life for themselves..

  6. She looks BEAUTIFUL and the dress is to die for so if you don’t have style don’t even comment on her fashion sence Dumb Ass!!!!

  7. waooo I just found a lot of pictures of the Premier and red Carpet of the opening of El Canatante in the Art Museum of Puerto Rico with great pictures of all the celebrities. http://www.eventosdeportada.com

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