Nicole Richie Got Pregnant for Nothing
Nicole Richie is set to appear in court today to cop a plea in her DUI case, and from the sound of it, she’s gonna be boarding the incarceration express! Choo Choo! TMZ Reports:
Sources tell TMZ Richie will plead either guilty or no contest to DUI. She will appear before the Court Commissioner, who will sentence her on the spot. Sources say Richie will receive a minimum sentence of five days in jail. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least five days. This conviction will be Nicole’s second DUI.
Wow, I don’t know what’s worse about this — getting knocked up to avoid jail time only to find out your Pregnancy Card just went right the fuck out the window, or having Joel Madden’s queer-o baby in the first place. I hope those five days in jail give her time to reflect on how she’s going to be the mother of the only toddler on the playground getting his ass kicked for wearing black nail polish.
Update: Richie pleaded guilty, and her sentence is four days in jail with credit for time served.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Old bug eyes will be so motherly though. She can carry the kid in her designer bag right next to the dog and she can hide her stash right in those Pampers.
Jul 27th, 2007
JohnL
Don’t tell Lindsey Lohan about this. She’s paying me to knock her up, and I could really use those twelve bucks right now.
Jul 27th, 2007
Syd
This post has the BEST TITLE *EVER*.
And JohnL, you realize your dick is going to fall off? I’m just sayin’
Jul 27th, 2007
DiamondSal
Of course she is going to jail, there is no way out of it. She’s wanting sympathy from her fans, to get back at her enemies and her dad probably told her settle down, get your self healthy or the bucks stop coming as you have outgrown my support for your adoption time lady! She can’t let down her ano friends so she has a good excuse to eat and be healthy now.
Jul 28th, 2007
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