Jul 27, 2007
Sienna Miller Forgets Her Helmet
Here are some photos of Sienna Miller undoubtedly on her way to the amphitheater for a thrilling day of gladiator fighting. Unfortunately she seems to have forgotten the first rule of gladiator fighting which is “Never forget your helmet.” And while we’re mentioning it, it probably would have helped if she brought a gladius along, too. Seriously, just because you throw on a tunic and some brass sandals and wrist cuffs all willy nilly — it doesn’t mean that you’re going to be successful at gladiator fighting. What’s that old saying that the Romans have? Oh, that’s right — “Always be prepared.”
More photos of Sienna headed to the Colosseum, after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I am SOOOOO glad I am not the only one with under eye circle issues.
Jul 27th, 2007
Vermillion
I, Vermillion Maximus, challenge this female Briton to combat! To the oil wrestling pits with her!
Jul 27th, 2007
litelysalted
Heh, I knew you’d enjoy this post, V.
Jul 27th, 2007
margaretta
Where are the lions when you need them?
Jul 27th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
She left her helmet on the bus when she got off for slow class at Dumb Blonde Middle School. She can pick it up after school, when I take her to the Colliseum for the gladiator practice.
Jul 27th, 2007
DiamondSal
She gets this designer crud for free and is forced to wear it like Mischa and Kiki, but she can blame the designer not herself, unlike demented Britney.. hahaha
Jul 28th, 2007
Guester
Clearly that type of foot wear is in no way ideal for gladiatorial battle. Anyone with a keen eye can easily see that they are meant to support the ankles of a charioteer during a raucous chariot race… in space. Or the future.
Jul 28th, 2007
jOHN
Works out too much. Leg veins bulging. some phlebitis. Looking older than she is….
Jul 28th, 2007
Anna
Ave Caesar! Morituri te Salutamis!
Jul 29th, 2007
Manny
On my signal…unleash the corns.
Jul 30th, 2007
SIENNA-IS-FUG
There is something very repulsive about this girl. I don’t know if it is because she can’t act or because she is the village WH0RE!! She looks like 35 and is only 26…
Jul 31st, 2007
helena
i think she looks divine. greco-roman civilization has given the western world so many wonderful things. the chaiton, the toga, and the very feminine and sexy gladiator style sandal. this lady looks cool and comfortable. who says fashion must all be the same. frankly, i am sick and tired of seeing flip-flops trotting all over. when you go to the mall or out for lunch, why not try something a little different. i personally love the peasant skirt and lace up gladiator sandals. guys have told me it is neat to see a style that is different from the usual drool of the past 40 years. gladiator sandals are sexy and give the foot a very feminine mystique. people who are closed minded by a small thing like fashion have a very small mental accuity.
Aug 3rd, 2007
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