Britney’s Stripperific Video Shoot
Surprise! It’s Britney Spears, looking like a used-up whore on the verge of a meltdown and a meth fix. For the 768th time this month. Our little media darling began shooting the video for her first single “Give Me More” in L.A. this past Wednesday, and News of the World had the following to say of the shoot:
Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during the shambolic video shoot. At one point sad Britney… squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space. A source added: “She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance. She was shy or embarrassed or something and she really started struggling with the whole thing. You could see she was getting a bit wobbly but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically. All her make-up had run. By now it was nearly midnight and the director just called things to an end and sent people home. It was a total shambles. It was embarrassing.”
Well, at least she doesn’t look fat here. I mean, there’s that. Kinda like when the doctor told me, “At least it’s just the clap and genital warts, not HIV.” See, it’s all about perspective, people! My mom says I’ve always been a half-full kinda girl.
More of sad stripper Britney wrestling a pole after the jump
Pics by Alec Byrne courtesy of News of the World
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Greased pig and a pole
Jul 30th, 2007
Chris
Can she possibly get any nastier looking? She cannot seriously think this is the way to a comeback? If she does, she has lost all her showbiz savvy, if she ever had any!
Jul 30th, 2007
bionic bunny
fishnets have been over (like leg warmers) for a long time. sorry, brit, they look awful.
did kev get full custody yet???
Jul 30th, 2007
abby
The problem is she’s not wearing the pink patent leather platform ankle boots there in the background of the pictures. Then that outfit would have worked.
Jul 30th, 2007
Penis Mightier
I can’t wait until her album is out and doesn’t sell and she can’t tour and K-fed gets the kids and she gets even fatter and then she dies. Mostly I can’t wait for the dying part though.
Jul 30th, 2007
Lindsey
poor pole.
Jul 30th, 2007
goldend
This is beyond sad.
Jul 30th, 2007
Alice-Corinne
Well at least the fishnets don’t have any holes…. Oh wait.
Jul 30th, 2007
Wanderer
Actually, I think she looks pretty damn sexy. As for the kids…I don’t think either of them should get them. She’s a stupid hick, and K-Fed’s a stupid whigger hick. Britney’s going out and getting drunk and drugged up. K-Fed’s going around knocking up any chick who for the gods know what reason decide to sleep with that wannabe. Neither of them should get custody of the kids: They both suck. Despite this, I’d still love to see Britney naked.
Jul 30th, 2007
Shauna
I have to agree that this is really sad. It seems like Britney is just trying to recycle what worked for her five years ago. After two children, and at 26 yrs old, she would need to rely on talent, and professionalism for a comeback, both of which she severely lacks at this time. Someone needs to pull her aside and tell her she needs to duck out of the public eye for a year, and regroup. If ever.
Jul 31st, 2007
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