Britney in a Thong
New pictures of Britney Spears costume-swapping with Club One strippers earlier in the year just made the rounds on the internet. London’s The Sun reports
Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong. Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.
It’s easy to pick Britney out in the pictures. Just find the one with the widest ass and the beefiest arms and the Lennie Small expression. Also of note: the gentleman with the eyebrows has the ashiest ass I’ve ever seen in my life. Seriously, he could have ground out a fire with that bottom. And then powdered it with some used charcoal briquettes and pulverized sidewalk chalk. That noted, I’d still let his ashy ass sit on my face before I’d let Britney. I’d just ask someone to tell me about the rabbits and hope I never see it coming.
The red hot thong action after the jump. I went ahead and labeled these NSFW because I just discovered that “Of Mice and Men” is banned in most American schools. I said banned. Wiki says “Due to the novel’s content, it has been the frequent target of censors and appears on the American Library Association list of the 100 Most Frequently Challenged Books of 1990-2000 at number six.” God knows I don’t want to step on any of the censor’s toes. Welcome to the Soviet States of America!
20 Comments, Comment or Ping
T.T.Quick
UHGGG…That is one Heaping Helping Of “Britney Butt Loaf”!
And just look at her….she still thinks she’s all that…..
WHATEVER!
TT.Quick
Jul 31st, 2007
margaretta
My eyes, my stomach, my breakfast! That thong must be made of titanium
Jul 31st, 2007
RebelBoy
I have no respect for this bitch anymore…
Now she’s into niggers!
Jul 31st, 2007
abby
Um, that’s clearly a gay man, so I doubt she’s “into him.” Because he’s gay.
And what’s with the “nigger” bit? It’s fuckers like you that give the south a bad rap. Quit saltin’ our game, asswipe.
Jul 31st, 2007
RebelBoy
Nigger-Nigger-Nigger-Nigger…
The black community of today will destroy the white people of Tomorrow!
Jul 31st, 2007
RichPort
Hi RebelBoy! Confused at the lack of length and girth of your penis? Wife fucking the Black UPS dude? Read Huck Finn once too many times? Lose your job to a Black man? Seriously, a white dude couldn’t handle that booty. I say get her while the getting’s good. She’s only a few bags of cheesy puffed corn from being truly overweight. As of now, that ass would provide excellent reveberatory pounding.
Call me Britney!!!
Jul 31st, 2007
margaretta
Methinks Rebelboy dost protest too much
Jul 31st, 2007
Vegaspimp
That sexy black man to the left makes my balls ache with lust……….
Jul 31st, 2007
bigfuz
I’d still hit it. Then again, I haven’t hit anything in a few years. But still… great ass.
Jul 31st, 2007
abby2
No Way!
Jul 31st, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
No matter what - or who - she does, she just has no class, period.
Jul 31st, 2007
american hot shot
what else does Britney need to show?she has shown her hold body already
Jul 31st, 2007
AC
I actually think that these are the best pics of britney in a while. She has a great ass and her face actually looks normal at that angle.
Aug 1st, 2007
nesss
i think britney looks sexy in these pics. i am straight but if i was a dude, i would rather get her than kate moss. the black guy is soooo H-O-T-T!!
Aug 7th, 2007
kiara
britney you need to lose some weight and stop eating. nesss you is a fucking fool
Aug 18th, 2007
lukcic
she’s a f*** rich psycho, but still hot!
Aug 30th, 2007
breezie
you’ll are crazy britney might not have no class at all but she’s not that bad looking. i would love to get my tongue all up in that ass.
Sep 6th, 2007
phil
that guy was my counselor at my camp SWEET T!!!!!!!!
Sep 26th, 2007
Ako
True, you could get your whole damn face up that ass
Dec 29th, 2007
fuck u
fuck all you the south will rise agen so fuck all u nigger lovers
Apr 6th, 2008
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