Star Jones Admits to Surgery
Star Jones is finally owning up to having had gastric bypass surgery. According to the Post-Chronicle
Star Jones Reynolds has confessed that she had gastric bypass surgery to drop 160 pounds. For years, Star avoided questions about her weight loss because “Everything about me was already so public (mostly my own doing - talk about dumb!), so of course everyone wanted to know what I had done. I was also terrified someone would have a tragic result after emulating me without making an informed decision with her doctor.”
“But the complete truth is, I was scared of what people might think of me. I was afraid to be vulnerable, and ashamed at not being able to get myself under control without this procedure. I used to look in the mirror and take pride in my figure, but that was when I was legitimately a full-figured woman. I’d gradually gone from full-figured to morbidly obese.”
Well, no shit, Sherlock. Unless you plowed over a gypsy woman with your car or have a meth lab in your basement, there’s just no way you’re dropping that kind of weight without the magic of surgery. She might as well go ahead and admit that her “husband” is really gay and that her “breasts” are actually constructed out of tube socks stuffed with eggplants. You can do it, Star. The truth shall set you free!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dat_DoOd
NAAaawwwww Reaallyy? Do celebrities really thing the general public are that blind and stupid?..seriously, Star, go sitcho ass down some where.
Jul 31st, 2007
Dat_DoOd
fuck, I was typing to fast, i meant *think*
Jul 31st, 2007
Penis Mightier
Fucking Christ!! This bitch is ugly!
Nice “Thinner” reference by the way.
Jul 31st, 2007
sonya
When is she going to admit being Ripley’s half-human, half-Alien spawn?
Jul 31st, 2007
margaretta
Geez, I’m floored! Al is gay? I thought he was just fancy.
Aug 1st, 2007
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