Britney Spears Threatens Paparazzi, Continues Good Mothering
Britney Spears has already put a hit out on the paparazzi; it’s just a matter of time before she’s after snarky internet bloggers, too. According to Access Hollywood
Flynet photographers Andrew Deetz and Kyle Henderson] were taking pictures of Spears as she and her children left the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel accompanied by two bodyguards. One bodyguard, Cesar Julio Camera, pushed Henderson against the wall until Wynn security intervened and asked Henderson to leave. As they were about 30 paces away and walking in the opposite direction, Camera attacked Deetz from behind, threw him on the ground and punched and kicked him until security pulled him off. Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him… [and then] threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would.
I’d be scared, but there’s a better chance of my stepping on a land mine than Britney being clever enough to pull off premeditated murder. Us Weekly offers this testament to her genius:
Sources [say] that Spears’ friends and family have become concerned about the pop star’s mothering skills. Case in point: 22-month-old Sean. “He’s having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying,” a family insider [said]. Another source says that, in April, Spears “asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid’s teeth!” The dentist refused. A Spears pal says the star “feeds them total crap like Doritos and soda.”
I’m surprised she didn’t ask the dentist for gold fronts, given her stellar fashion sense and general air of classiness. She probably lets them smoke in the house and beer bong with her, too. Which leaves you wondering — how young is too young for hardcore porn? Or gambling? Two a.m. curfews? Cleaning puke out of mommy’s hair when she passes out beside the crapper? I find nothing says “rite of passage” like turning two years old. Two is the new eighteen.
More super sexy gut and acne after the jump. I circled it for you in case you were distracted by the sausage tits, because I’m helpful that way.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Dang, my eyes are burning from pain. There oughta be a warning on those pics…I’m nauseous too. More please.
Aug 1st, 2007
spatz
acne? i thought it was a raging case of mouth herpes.
Aug 1st, 2007
jeremy
Asking to have a kid’s teeth whitened is different than, say, actually DOING it.
So, does she feed them total crap like “juice” or total crap like “sodas”? And when did juice become crap for kids? What do these mysterious, innamed people suggest she give them instead of juice? And who doesn’t let a kid eat doritos? I just came from taking my mom to the grocery store and there was an elementary school football team practicing in the field right next to it and guess what??? THEY WERE FEEDING THEIR KIDS JUICE AND DORITOS!!!! Two card tables set up with bunches of pringles and doritos. I’m not insinuating chips are healthy but who the fck doesn’t let their kids have chips as snacks? Scientologiests?
Britney is heavier than she was before having two babies but she is NOT fat. She’s always had an ‘eh’ face, we are just seeing it without make up more often. Go loook in the mirror fat america I’m sure 90% of you ragging on this has been look worse than she does.
Aug 1st, 2007
really_rosie
Hey, Jeremy. You are an idiot!
You don’t feed juice and Doritoes to a TWO-YEAR-OLD! Their appetites and tummies are so small, that if you fill them up with GARBAGE, there will be no oppurtunity to give them the nutritious fuel that they need to properly grow and develop. Maybe that’s where your mother went wrong.
Juice is not a healthy choice for a beverage. They should have more milk and water, and juice should be diluted with water and given only on occasion. All that sugar coats the teeth and causes cavities.
I don’t care what you saw other parents giving to elemtary school-aged children. There is a huge different between the nutritional needs of a toddler and of a school child, dummy!
Aug 2nd, 2007
Muppet
Wow Rosie. You sound like a barrel of laughs.
Aug 2nd, 2007
StraNGeLaD
She isn’t fit to lick the dry and crusted jizz off my wank rag.
Aug 2nd, 2007
LOL FUCKIN LOSERS
FUCK! She may be crazy, but how can she keep on looking so fuckin good? Look at those legs, tits and ass. Fuck, I want to frost her face so bad.
Aug 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
rosie and jeremy, there IS middle ground. milk in bottles is even supposed to be bad at bed time.
much as i hate the brit’s “style” of child rearing, diet can be varied.plain old stupidity ,on the other hand, has no excuse.
Aug 3rd, 2007
nesss
who cares?
look at all the fat soccer moms and u’ll see it.
Just cuz shes famous she has to be bloody Mary Poppins????
leave her alone
Aug 7th, 2007
Billz
Amazing body but, that face coulg gag a maggot!
Aug 8th, 2007
balimcafe
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Oct 30th, 2008
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