Nicole Richie Confirms Pregnancy
Nicole Richie finally admits that she’s pregnant in an interview set to air tomorrow morning. ABC News reveals
In an exclusive television interview with Diane Sawyer, Nicole Richie confirms for the first time she is pregnant with Good Charlotte singer Joel Madden’s baby. “Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months,” Richie told Sawyer.
So are we to believe that Joel Madden actually has testicles? Functioning testicles? Yeeeah… not so much. I’ve seen bigger balls on a kitten dangling from a tree branch beneath the words “Hang in There, Tiger!” This guy just has “puss” written all over him. And also “I just got done bussing tables at Applebee’s.” I wonder how many copies of “Heather Has Two Mommies” they’ll end up getting at the baby shower.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Patrick the angry, angry viewer
It’s a miracle of science!The first baby born from the skeletal remains of a female! Wait, maybe that’s just a good old case of Etheopian distention! Has anyone seen the ultrasound? Maybe she just had a donut for breakfast. We’ve all seen those pics of an anaconda that swallowed its prey with a distinct outline of the animal’s body. Yep, I am convinced that Nicole temporarily ran out of crack and full on attacked a creme filled donut like it was big game season on the safari. Anyway, this site consistently has among the BEST writing of any gossip site! Kudos. Check mine out, if ya get a chance. http://stars.contentquake.com/and http://angryinhollywood.blogspot.com/
Aug 1st, 2007
Penis Mightier
Why would anyone want to interview this chick? Has she done anything? Will she do anything? No and no.
Aug 1st, 2007
margaretta
Really let herself go in pregnancy, must be up to 72lbs by now, old bug eyes.
Aug 1st, 2007
Dat_DoOd
dat kid’s gonna grow up to be a loser just like his mommy and daddy
Aug 1st, 2007
cris
what is there to say? the apocalypse slowly approaches.
Aug 2nd, 2007
Reply to “Nicole Richie Confirms Pregnancy”