Whoopi Goldberg is the New Host of The View
In case you don’t have TiVo, here’s Whoopi Goldberg’s formal introduction into the Vagina Round Table. Whee. To the untrained eye, it would seem that “The View” just traded one fat bull dyke for another, but that’s why you’re the layperson and I’m the expert. Not to mention my brown belt in kah-rah-tay and these ever-so-pillowy lips. See, Whoopi’s black (ka-ching!) and latently gay (ka-ching!), which is way better than white (zzzzzz..) and in-your-fucking-face gay (vomit noises). Lots more potential for a “coming out” ratings-jackpot episode with Whoopi, not to mention all the media accolades for hiring the “first black lesbian ever to blah blah blah PC commie crap blah.” Until they find a transgendered Simoan paraplegic with Tourette’s, that is. Then Whoopi’s pretty much fucked.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Penis Mightier
Wow the view just got real ugly. Whoopie is……not an attractive person. Shouldn’t she be swinging on vines in a jungle somewhere?
Aug 1st, 2007
Herman B
there are some pretty ugly white monkeys too. have you seen the hands on gabriel aubry’s feet
Aug 1st, 2007
margaretta
Joy Behar is a female? No way!
Aug 2nd, 2007
RichPort
Whoopi fucking do.
Sorry, I could not resist.
Aug 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
and THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is why i love rich.
’nuff said.
Aug 3rd, 2007
ricardo
Whoopi is sooooo attractive,i get goosebumps thinking about her.Elizabeth hasselbeck….you got competition baby,and sorry but you come in second….a distant second.
Aug 23rd, 2007
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