This may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but it seems that Jessica Simpson’s latest movie “Blonde Ambition” really blows. Big time. According to Us Weekly

Is Jessica Simpson’s flick Blonde Ambition too much of a stinker for the silver screen? “It is going straight to DVD domestically. It will only come out in theaters internationally,” an insider tells Us Weekly. What’s the problem with the romantic comedy, costarring Luke Wilson, 35? “The movie is absolutely horrible,” says a source. “It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.” A rep for the movie studio tells Us, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed, so it would be premature to comment at this time.”

I hate to think that anyone would question Jessica’s acting ability. I dare you to find fault with her bikini-clad soaping of the General Lee in her “These Boots Were Made for Walkin’” video. Sure, she doesn’t talk, but that’s where her genius lies — she conveys a full range of emotions simply through the circular motions of a wet sponge. I don’t think you could find another actress that could writhe on car hood with such depth and an innate sense of scene. Except… hold on.

I stand corrected. Keeley Hazell just fucking owned Jessica Simpson. And stole my heart, but that’s a story for another day and another pair of panties.

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