Britney Spears May Be Clinically Insane
Us Magazine is reporting that the reason Britney Spears acts so fucking batshit crazy all the time might be because… She’s fucking batshit crazy. According to psychiatric professionals:
“Her erratic behavior has moved into bipolar disorder,” surmises psychologist Dr. Robert Butterworth, who has not treated Spears, 25. “Your energy level and emotions alternate between highs and lows, and that seems to have happened here.”
Psychologist Robi Ludwig, who also hasn’t treated her, agrees – to a point. “It seems that Britney has a mood disorder,” she says, acknowledging that the singer’s behavior is “self-destructive, erratic and dramatic,” which could also be symptomatic of drug and alcohol abuse. She added: “She strikes me as someone going through a delayed adolescence.”
Wow, thanks a lot for that, Doctors Astute and Obvious. Maybe next you can come with me to the Redner’s and “diagnose” the guy who pushes the carts and frightens customers by having full blown conversations with himself. And after that we can head over to the alley behind the local dive bar and talk to the guy who wears stockings and introduces people to his bicycle named “Mike.” I’ve always had my suspicious — but I bet he’s crazy, too.
After the jump, (because, why not?) more photos of Brit looking radiant as ever. By the way — do you think Britney ever just says to herself, “I think I’ll just stay home and watch Oprah today?” Yeah, me neither. I gave it a shot, though.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
carla
i bet she is! LOL!
Aug 2nd, 2007
abby
The red lipstick and red bra just scream “demure.” Oh, wait, I meant “chubby whore.” My bad!
Aug 2nd, 2007
Petite
Like many others, I’ve been saying for months that she exibits classic signs of Bi-Polar Disorder.
The exhibitionism and eratic behavior is a common sign of Bi-Polar. Some are convinced that she’s just a druggie, and maybe she is self-medicating, but I think she is mentally ill.
Aug 2nd, 2007
margaretta
Fucking nuts says it all and Oprah’s all reruns anyway
Aug 2nd, 2007
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
aw, c’mon, she’s color coordinated!
That little change purse she’s got there with her keys looks like that plastic puke you buy at Spencer’s! Ha!
Aug 2nd, 2007
Sam
Ya think?
Aug 2nd, 2007
TS
I just don’t get it: crazy or not, does she always have to look so bad! I mean, really, ghastly, awful bad? didn’t even the Grey Gardens women have some elegance and style?
Aug 3rd, 2007
bionic bunny
i also said months ago that she was bi-polar (having raised a bi-polar kid) with possible schizo-affective disorder.
and rather than the drugs CAUSING the behavior, she’s self-medicating.
ol’ linds is another story.
and she looks like a scary clown murderer (killer klowns, anyone?).
Aug 3rd, 2007
Truth
Cocaine abuse is known to cause this kind of behavior. How else do you explain the frequent trips to the bathroom, the mania and the subsequent depression?
She’s mentally ill BECAUSE she’s a cokehead. That’s just a fact.
I mean, if it were the other way around, then why weren’t these behaviors apparent before she started sniffing the blow?
Aug 3rd, 2007
boo
Why hasn’t anyone made comment about her damn friggin HUGE forehead yet, btw?
That thing scares me.
Aug 3rd, 2007
brick195969
the forehead is scary, she looks like some dude with a receding hairline.
Aug 3rd, 2007
Used to Love Her
I agree with Petite. I’ve been saying to everyone that she is bi-polar. But with all these reports of frequent bathroom trips and her constantly discussed Coke habit - I think she is self-medicating and it’s making it worse. She also drinks those Red Bulls which they have found - Can CAUSE mental illness. So we have a Bi-Polar disorder ADD (I think she has ADD too) bitch - that is not eating, on Adderall, sniffing Coke, and downing 20 Red Bulls a day. She is NOT OKAY. Seriously - they need to take the kids and she needs to get help. I’m not saying she should never see her kids again - but they don’t deserve to see her like this and be put in possible danger.
Aug 3rd, 2007
Bryan
Ya know… Im not going to sit here and laugh at her. I actually feel bad about her situation. It seems her every move is documented by these schmucks who walk around with cameras and cant seem to get a real job. I guess if I were in her place it would piss me off &…I might act crazy and erratic too. At the end of the day, this is a girl who has been working like most adults since she was 10 or 11. I feel sorry for her. I presume being in LA doesnt help….maybe she should move to another city and emotionally get back on the ground for a while. Mental illness possibly depression or bipolar disorder seem probable, but she doesnt strike me as a crackhead. She just strikes me as someone for whom things have fallin outta whack, and she need to step back and reassess it all.
Aug 5th, 2007
Bryan
Also I think she should’ve really embraced the bald head thing. It couldve been a freeing thing for her. A new beginning of sorts…..I hate that weave thing, ugh!
Aug 5th, 2007
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