Aug 3, 2007
Mena Suvari is a Bald Idiot
Mena Suvari was photographed in Beverly Hills yesterday with a fresh crop of zits and a newly shorn head. I can’t even begin to fathom what on earth would possess her to voluntarily “uglify” herself like this — so to try to make sense of it, I’m putting together this handy list:
Five Reasons Why Mena Suvari May Have Shaved Her Head
1. Lost a bet
2. Joining a Lesbian Militia
3. Preparing for straight-to-DVD G.I. Jane sequel
4. Got into a scuffle with a “flowbee” and lost
5. Mena Suvari is really just a huge fucking idiot
More photos after the jump — don’t miss the donning of the “Hood of Shame.”
58 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Great! Did she slap her mom and beat up a car too?
Aug 3rd, 2007
Diana
What the hell is up with this chick? Is she trying to be like Britney Spears? I loved that list you posted by the way…SO funny!!
Aug 3rd, 2007
Steve
I love Mena. This must be for a part. Because… wow… just… wow
Aug 3rd, 2007
Shygirl
Its definitely gotta be for a film….although she does have the boyfriend dancer too…check them out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frhKNpVSljY
Aug 3rd, 2007
lookwhaticando
Who is she anyway? It really doesnt look bad, just MO
Aug 3rd, 2007
open mouth jones
hey it’s better than the smelly lookin weave brit has stapled to her head
Aug 3rd, 2007
jack
She shaved her head for a film called “Garden of Eden”. It’s based on a Hemingway film.
Aug 3rd, 2007
intheminority
I actually think it looks kinda hot.
Aug 4th, 2007
Schwag of Tulsa
The hair, so what? But the sunglasses - ugh!
Aug 4th, 2007
JoeSchmoe
Wow
Aug 4th, 2007
Me
Hey fucktard,it’s for a movie.You are an idiot.
Why don’t you post some more pictures without any context or knowing what the fuck you’re talking about,you pile of moronity!
Aug 4th, 2007
Joe Schlobotnik
It is for a movie and at least she’s not hiding behind some horrific weave or wig like Brit did.
Not only that, she actually pulls off the look. She has a perfectly shaped head and it actually kind of fits her.
Eh.. and I’m not even a Mena fan, I just think she wears it well.
Aug 4th, 2007
lisa
I think she looks cute with a crew cut.
She definitely doesn’t look like crackhead spears or weave fake hair into it!
She pulls it off nicely.
Aug 4th, 2007
Bob a Roonie Toonie
Dear Blogger,
Please go back to writing emo poetry for your high school newspaper. She looks great and two zits is not a “crop”.
Sincerely,
People Who Read
Aug 5th, 2007
litelysalted
Dear Reader,
If I say two zits are a “crop” — then they’re a fucking crop. Know why? Cause I’ve got the microphone, bitch. Go start your own blog and you call call two zits whatever you want.
Sincerely,
Madam Gossip Blogger
PS: Other guy — “moronity” isn’t a word. Who’s the fucktard now? Eh? Eh? (Hint — it’s you!)
Aug 5th, 2007
Jade
If anyone can pull it off, she can.
Of course it doesn’t have the long-blond-hair appeal that teenage boys go for, but she still looks gorgeous. Only Natalie Portman wears it that that well, IMO.
Aug 5th, 2007
kelly
It looks awesome, good work Mena! who cares if its for a film role or not, i dont see how its big world news just because she cut her hair.
Aug 5th, 2007
Brain Tumor Survivor
That’s totally rude of you to say…”a fucking idiot”. I’m Mena’s age and just had brain surgery. The surgeon had to shave my hair, so I look just like she does. I ask you..When people look at me, is it alright for them to assume that I’m a “bald idiot”? What about chemo patients? Are they supposed to be ashamed of the way they look too? People don’t know if you have or haven’t chosen to shave your head. By calling Mena names, you’re making it harder for people like me to deal with the fact that we are bald.
Aug 5th, 2007
Steve
She looks friggin hot like that - though she did before
she’s just plain hot
Aug 5th, 2007
Jocularum
You are all idiots, I think she looks beautiful. Remember Persis Kumbata.
Aug 5th, 2007
jane
I can only suggest your a fucking idiot for being so opinionated without reason.
You dont know why she has done this, and so what - does it really matter?
Anyway, she looks good with it shaved off, and many people wouldnt look so good with all their hair gone. Whether its for a role or she just wanted a change, you dont need to be so rude.
Yes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, I see it as beautiful that she can feel confident enough (she didnt look shamed out like you said either) to walk around without having to hide behind long hair - for whatever reason.
Aug 5th, 2007
Matt
the only fucking idiot is you, you suck shit loser
Aug 5th, 2007
hotass
i bet BTS is hot too
hot ass
Aug 5th, 2007
jeff
Mena looks great. As did Natalie Portman when she filmed ‘V for Vendetta’..
The original poster needs a good slap around the head.. dork!
Aug 6th, 2007
joe blow
Mena is nowhere near as talented as Nat Portman, let alone one-shot wonder Persis.
Aug 6th, 2007
LB
Are you serious?
The “zits” are moles and the shaved hair lark looks hot.
Aug 6th, 2007
NZBLOOD
DAM HOT
Aug 6th, 2007
Jas
Actually the “fresh crop of zits” are two moles shes always had. Often they are hidden by makeup but do some googling and you’ll see them in plenty of pics.
Aug 6th, 2007
Mark
She looks hot.
You would kill for her looks so back off. If you looked even half as good as she does you would have some idea of what it means to have your privacy invaded by losers like you.
Why don’t you shave your hair off and when you’ve done that have a lawn mover run over your face.
We wouldn’t read about that in the SMH because it wouldn’t be news.
Aug 6th, 2007
Oz
COOL LOOK!!!! not all women can look as faba s Mena with this crew cut..I reckon she looks awesome…really attractive and funky….love the natural face too….hpw dumb are all of you that reckon those sexy moles are zits…..get a life!!
Aug 6th, 2007
Suz
I think she looks real cute with that cut! She pulls it off well. And I’m not really a Mena fan either! Who gives a damn what the stars do with their hair anyway? Regular people do stupid things with their hair all the time and no one really cares!
Aug 6th, 2007
Theo
Get out from behind your anonymous blog you fat ugly bastard! Typical American male chauvinist drivel.
Aug 6th, 2007
what the f*#k
Shit, piss, fart, burp are things all humans and Mena do so whats the fuckin big deal about, its just a fuckin haircut.
anyway all “famous” peaple are just people like you and me, if she wasnt a Hollywood star and you saw her in the street with short hair would you start this blog it. asshole
Fuck i cant beleave im responding to this blog fuck im a dick.
we are all equal you fucks
Aug 6th, 2007
Amber
HI, I think she looks ok. She is attractive enough too pull off the hairstyle…………It is not bald however
Aug 6th, 2007
Amber
She does look ok…………
Better than Nat portman any day !!
She easily looks quite ok with a number 2 cut
Aug 6th, 2007
Taste
You f’n americans - when are you gonna grow up. Short hair on a girl is very cool, very sexy!
Aug 6th, 2007
RichPort
Dear Taste (and about 20 other morons),
A scientifis analysis of the presented photo reveals LS to be 100% correct; she is a fucking idiot. Any of you hoping to land a sexy 12 year old boy are in luck, because apparently most people wouldn’t fuck this little guy with or without hair. Now if your whole premise is to hate Americans, I suggest you taste my ass. Seriously, I use cherry flavored soap, have a go at it.
Sincerely,
A f’n American who thinks bald ugly chicks and idiots with no taste should never procreate
Aug 6th, 2007
BaldisBeautiful
You are the Fucktard, Fucktard. Can’t you find out the the facts before you compare Ms Suvari who is a talented actor to maybe once talented Ms Spears. Anyhoo… I’d tap her. She’s beautiful with or without hair. Why don’t you put some pictures up of yourself so we can count your zits and guess how many tacos you had for breakfast you fuking loser. And who cares who is the more talented actor/singer with shaved head, they have more talent in a gram of their shit than the waste of space jealous slag who wote this shit.
Get a haircut and find a real job douche.
Aug 6th, 2007
trilbynhiss
I think she looks pretty… it’s an improvement over those giant bangs she had for a while.
Aug 6th, 2007
RichPort
And yet, that idiot BalsidBeautiful, the purveyor of sage advice and “real” job listings, found the time to (a) read through the post, (b) comment on the post, and (c) clean his ass with a toothbrush. But not necessarily in that order.
Aug 6th, 2007
WeedTilly
I think it looks good. Great improvement from all previous hairstyles.
Aug 6th, 2007
BaldisBeautiful
Yeah richWank, it’s called research, obviously something you or the blogger would know about. The fact it winds you up gets me real hard too. And as I have a tumor bigger than your cock growing in my head and will be dead by the end of the year I get bored through the endless stays in hospital connected to a machine cheer myself up by reading this crap and realising that there are people worse off than me. ie. you.
Aug 6th, 2007
Digger
What a twat you are RichPort.
Aug 6th, 2007
Maz
What the fuck?!?!?!??! Who fucken cares if she shaves her head. Ummm a day doesn’t go by when I don’t see somebody in London with a shaved head.
It is probably for a film anyway you fucken knob gobbler! I bet you are one of those cocks who constatnly talk about TV \ movies and can’t actually hold a real converstation.
STOP WATCHING SO MUCH FUCKEN TV AND CARING WHAT ACTORS DO TO THEMSELVES.
Try this
http://www.eadon.com/comment/tvcrack.php
Fucken knob.
Aug 6th, 2007
RichPort
BaldisBeautiful, you must have an enormous fucking tumor. The tumor in my bloomers is like a fucking baby’s arm holding an apple. Don’t you know Sinead O’Connor was cool like.. oh wait never. So lemme see… you sign into a blog site dedicated to castigated celebritards and you get offended because someone insults a marginally talented actress who, much like myself, could really give a flying fuck why YOU shaved YOUR head? Gimme a fucking break. So when LS writes a post about jock itch, are you going to scream NO FAIR! because you had crabs once? Unreal. I’m not sure what OS you use or what browser, but for the most part, if you click that little arrow pointing to the left, or even the red “x”, it makes this horrible little page go away. Along with you. Aaaaahhhh, I just love the drive bys…
Digger, are you that little dermatophyte from the Lamisil commercial? Thanks for the love. Oh, and send BaldisBeautiful a fucking bouquet. But you better hurry…
Aug 6th, 2007
Browne
Pretty cool.
Aug 6th, 2007
kucasebeer
This should send all the 20ish actresses everywhere into a frenzy, lining up to play Britney in her soon-to-be released bio-pic!! This has Oscar written all over it!!
Aug 6th, 2007
Matt
Go richport lol
Aug 6th, 2007
Matt
litelysalted SUCKS SHIT !
Aug 6th, 2007
House
Mena is hot. Love the head.
Aug 6th, 2007
carmen
americans are such freaks! theres nothing wrong with it and if you didnt shave your head or do something outrageous [where i come from] ppl would think you are square. these comments are just americans living up to their cheese ball square headed personas.
Aug 6th, 2007
Meech!
Heehee!
The real reward is reading these fired-up, asinine responses!
*chomps popcorn*
lol… “knob gobbler”.
Aug 7th, 2007
aejr
You people take this shit WAY WAY WAY too seriously… esp you, Brain Tumor Survivor… of course this isn’t a blog knocking people who have had their heads shaved for medical reasons. Mena Suvari didn’t have a brain tumor. This post is supposed to be silly and fun, dumbasses. Remember what that is? Silliness? Fun? Teasing? Jokes?
Aug 7th, 2007
loveyouintheface
Aw… everyone is so upset. It’s adorable. LS, you’ve just rocked the dang globe with snark! I applaud thee.
Aug 7th, 2007
Kel Stewart
You guy’s are fucked up! She looks great. Get over your pompus-trash-self.
‘Remember what that is? Silliness? Fun? Teasing? Jokes?’ - You need help dude!
Aug 16th, 2007
deacon
the guy in the background looks funny
Aug 18th, 2007
sistersunshine
Lets face it we do not know every aspect of a celebrity’s life, Has is crossed the minds of anyone looking at these pics… she may have cancer and have had to start chemo treatments that will cause hair loss, I have known several people that shaved their heads just to soften the blow of the hair falling out in the tub and on the pillow every day once that side effect starts
do we always have to be so consumed with calling people who do odd things idoits.. lets all look at our own lives and take a good look at ourselves in th mirror once in a while an ask ourselves who we are to judge another just because they are the ones in the lime lite
Sep 11th, 2007
Mike Paahana
my gf is bald down tere an one idiot 2
May 6th, 2008
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