Quickies: Hot and Cold

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Keith Richards is fairly passable as a monkey. (MollyGood)

Scarlett Johansson sexes it up for Louis Vuitton. (Egotastic!)

Britney Spears may have just infected some dude with whatever the fuck is wrong with Britney Spears. (Socialite’s Life)

The Jessica Alba Doppler Radar says it’s 63 degrees with a chance of a breeze. (Bastardly)

Tina O’Brien is the hottest thing to come out of Britain since… ever? (Popoholic)

Haven’t you heard? Lindsay Lohan doesn’t drink and drive! (BWE)

The Bourne Ultimatum will have you on the edge of your seat with “pubic-hair ripping intensity.” (Pajiba)

The Simpsons
go to Paris with Linda Evangelista. (CubeMe)

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  1. DiamondSal

    Scarlett is too peculiar and daffy-mood for me to consider her as a beauty. All her features are off, her face isn’t very expressive, mouth open, too wide eyes are souless,.. she seems to go from very ugly to slighty retarded but kinda of cute.

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