Stalker Spice Continues Her Reign of Terror
Just one day after holding a fucking press conference to accuse Eddie Murphy of being a deadbeat — Melanie Brown was seen having lunch with Murphy’s ex-wife, Nicole Murphy. People reports:
Scary Spice was spotted Thursday meeting up with Nicole Murphy – Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and the mother of five of his children – at Beverly Hills eatery the Ivy, where the pair laughed over bottled water and lunch.
The lunch date came one day after Brown and her lawyer Gloria Allred held a press conference claiming that Brown’s former boyfriend Murphy “has not paid one penny of child support.” A DNA test in June established that the actor is the father, but “paternity has not been legally acknowledged,” according to Allred.
Dayum, bitch crazy! The next thing we know she’ll be holding a press conference to tell the world Eddie Murphy has a toddler dick and makes “Buckwheat” noises when he climaxes. I’ve got some advice for the next guy who makes the mistake of dating Scary Spice — before you think about getting your penis anywhere near this thing, nuke it on med-high for 30-45 seconds and make sure to triple up on those condoms, bucko.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
sponkit
I hope everything will be okay for Mel B and I hope that Eddie Murphy will be true to his promises that he will take the responsibility with their baby.
Aug 3rd, 2007
margaretta
Yes and we all hope for world peace
Aug 3rd, 2007
litelysalted
Okay, well maybe it’s just me — but doesn’t it seem just this side of retarded for a fucking millionaire to be crying about not getting child support from another millionaire? Get the fuck over it.
Aug 3rd, 2007
KISHY
stop talking fuck! thats murphy child he should pay child support no should have to make him pay. what kind of father is he. he’s nothin but a dead beat.
Aug 3rd, 2007
Tanika
Yeah, she is kinda crazee, but I love her all the more. She is still very talented. Why do people call her scary spice? She ain’t scary. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is scary, not this girl…lol.
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Aug 3rd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Next stop the Beverly Hills Ghetto and Trailer Park. All clients of media-whore Gloria must sit in the back of the short yellow bus. Please remember protective helmets are required to be worn at all times the bus is moving.
Aug 3rd, 2007
SiskoBell
Perhaps she’s going overboard, but I think it’s kinda harsh to call her crazy. Eddie isn’t innocent in this, he went around telling the world the baby wasn’t his all during her pregnancy. I’m sure that caused Scary some emotional pain and embarrassment. Now she’s turning the tables on him. I’m sure the main reason she’s doing this is emotional, not financial. She probably would’ve been happy to have Eddie in her and her child’s life, but he abandoned her, so she’s hitting him where she figures he cares the most, his wallet.
Next time Eddie should where a condom, or perhaps get snipped, cause he doesn’t seem to want anymore children.
Aug 3rd, 2007
supremekelly
Eddie Murphy sounds like a piece of crap, if I were her, I’d be doing the same thing….and I don’t think its odd she had lunch with his ex-wife, their children are half-siblings for godsakes.
If Eddie wasn’t such a chump, or worn a rubber, he wouldn’t be in this mess.
Aug 3rd, 2007
Guy
Funny how all the women are so quick to jump on Eddie, believing the woman’s claims at face value. I would think a press conference followed by a meeting with his ex-wife would inspire at least a tiny bit of distrust for Scummy Spice.
I wonder… would they be so quick to jump to Eddie’s defense if it were HIM asking for visitation rights. Too many women scream for money (for the kid? Riiiight) only to not give two shits about the father’s desire to BE a father.
Aug 3rd, 2007
MrPinchy
Not that I’m defending her… because I think her post pregnancy actions are pretty pathetic. But if he didn’t want to BE a father, he shouldn’t have fucking gotten her pregnant. There ARE some pretty good ways to prevent it from happening. It seems pretty evident that they are both jerks and deserve each other.
Aug 3rd, 2007
Notabrangeloonie
This was nothing more than an extended booty call that she tried to prolong. This bitch is doing all of this because he didn’t want her. She is a woman scorned and she is beating us over the head with her hell. Mel B., Posh and all the rest of these British twits need to go back to fucking England.
Aug 5th, 2007
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