Aug 6, 200718
More Britney See-Though Goodness
Just where does one acquire a stunning transparent sumo-inspired kimono like the one seen here on Britney Spears? I’m guessing some place super-classy, like “Great Big Geishas” or “Fook Mi’s Big Happy Smile Poonanny Palor.” Or you could just get a couple yards of black rayon and fasten a few black bungees around your waist and voilà! — you’re officially an embarrassing loser in an ugly dress.
More of Brit leaving the Italian restaurant Cravings yesterday after the jump
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
i would never had thought it was possible for her to become even more skanky as time passes, but brit proves me wrong daily. good job, whore.
Aug 6th, 2007
abby
Thanks! Wait… you were talking to me, right?
Aug 6th, 2007
open mouth jones
actually i was referring to the pictured whore.
But seriously Abby: love you. Anybody who makes me laugh hysterically in my little cube of death at work is worthy of sainthood. One time, during a conference call i was paying no attention to whatsoever, I peed -just a little- I was laughing so hard.
Aug 6th, 2007
Dragulf
Mom? Please go put some clothes on. My eyes!
Aug 6th, 2007
Lili
God she’s disgusting! This is skanky attire for someone with the bod to wear it. That does not include Britney’s big fat ass. Does she own a mirror? Does she realize that you have to look view your back as well as your front before leaving the house? Just nasty.
Aug 6th, 2007
margaretta
Barf, vomit, gag and shiver….argh. No words, no words.
Aug 6th, 2007
chris ives
See-through goodness? No. See-through fatness, maybe. See-through skankocity, totally!
She is the next Anna Nicole (the retarded fat one, not the diet-pill version).
Aug 6th, 2007
syd
From behind, she looks like a fullback.
And where is she anyway? A crack house?
Aug 6th, 2007
Jbo
WTF!!!!! I almost threw up my lunch looking at her fat ass squished into a size 4 see through dress……….. Gosh I wish my mom dressed like a broke hooker when I was growing up – it would have made my life SO much ‘easier’
Aug 6th, 2007
abby
I pee my pants a little, too, but only after several bottle of Wild Turkey. Which is to say usually while I’m at work. *wink, wink* Thanks for the love, Jonesy!
Aug 6th, 2007
Sed
Yeah she’s stank nasty BUT people forget that flash has an unflattering effect on clothing. Many people go out wearing something that isn’t see-through at all but all it takes is one flash to illuminate their jumblies. It’s just like when Sony had to modify their night vision camcorders because people found out when it was on during the day time, they could see through clothing. On one hand, celebrities should already realize it by now and wear less vulnerable clothing. In the other hand, my balls.
Aug 6th, 2007
LOL
Sge should just quit singing and start doing porn. She is such a freak.
Aug 6th, 2007
Boregasmic
How much more disgusting can she get?
Aug 7th, 2007
pamela
check out her hair, in the back…she is just nasty!
Aug 7th, 2007
George
Great Big Geishas” or “Fook Mi’s Big Happy Smile Poonanny Palor?
WTF? the ish doesnt look azn at all…even sleazy azn…
get better at writing funnier descriptions,
going low and making sum dum allusion to an unrelated bigoted joke is as stupid as that nasty looking nylon skank dress
Aug 12th, 2007
bigboobiesrule
What a great role model for her child.The skankiest dressed awards show must of just ended.
Aug 18th, 2007
seritium
The bunched up hair-do complete with scarf foldy goddness and the robe-like appearance of her attire are what garnered the ‘Azn’ wardrobe comments. Duh.
Aug 25th, 2007
dooshfags
damn whore
May 19th, 2008
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