Aug 7, 2007
Michelle Pfeiffer is a Pffox
Normally, I wouldn’t give a shit about some celebrity getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Unless there were a couple of irascible bears or maybe a few bare boobs on the scene. But this, my pffriends, is different. Actress Michelle Pfeiffer is pfforty-nine years old. That’s one away from pffifty, for the laypeople out there. I think the kids nowadays call that a “cougar,” but I prefer the term “stone-cold pffox.” I think you know why. It’s just pffiting. And pffaultless. And pffat pffrogs pfflying past pffast pffreshly-pffried pfflying pffish. Pffuck you!
More of Michelle looking pfflawless after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
margaretta
Flaffels anyone?
Aug 7th, 2007
RichPort
I’d so go raw dog on this baby boomer’s bloomers…
Aug 7th, 2007
abby
Pffmmm…. flaffels…. rrghglrrghrrhg
Aug 7th, 2007
Dat_DoOd
Lawd she is fine!
Aug 7th, 2007
Mish234
The one true Catwoman…….. whoa.
Aug 7th, 2007
HAHA
PFIEFFER? nice spelling, hollywood…
Aug 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
“the one true catwoman”??????
excuse me, but i believe julie newmar holds that title. and the great eartha kitt comes in at #2.
blasted young whippersnappers!
and michelle DO look FINE!!!
Aug 7th, 2007
Anna
I believe we can all be in agreement that every single woman who has ever played Catwoman is a “stone cold pffox”….even Halle Berry, although she sucked hairballs.
Aug 7th, 2007
margaretta
Yes, with sour cream of course.
Aug 7th, 2007
Vermillion
God. Damn.
That is all.
Aug 7th, 2007
Tim
She looks amazing here, it’s about time she got a star.
Aug 7th, 2007
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