Courtney Love Allegedly Eats Cupcakes
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Ever the picture of mental health, Courtney Love countered recent allegations of an eating disorder in the most responsible, adult way possible — with an incoherent myspace blog entry. People reports:
In her usual stream-of-consciousness style – which includes relaxed rules for grammar and spelling – the 43-year-old rocker writes this week on her MySpace page (accessible only to her MySpace friends): “ive put on 10 pounds (thank you Sprinkles cupcakes wic h i must admit are overrated).”
You know she’s right. Cupcakes are overrated! Come to think of it, that whole “eating” thing is kind of overrated in general. Heroin on the other hand — now that’s where it’s at. Love goes on to say:
I must point out the hypocrisy of this crazy hysteria about my weight…Noones going to mistake me for Eva Longoria, andmy god I am truly hAppy to be who an what i am with my life an dmy expirience i can do so many things help so many people and make such a beautiful clothing line too! and maybe finish this dammed sript one day
No one’s going to mistake you for Eva? You sure about that, Courtney? Because when I looked at these photos I know the first thing that popped into my head was “Where’s Tony?” But then I remembered that Eva Longoria is Hispanic and not an old white haggard crackwhore with Miss Piggy makeup. It was close there, for a second though.
More photos of Courtney shopping last week, after the jump. While I do admit she looks better than last time — it’s kind of like saying Carlton was hotter than Urkel if you were forced to choose.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Uh, Courtney is under the mistaken impression that we give a shit about her murdering ass. There is no “hysteria” babe we are just waiting to see you hit sub-bottom.
She killed Kurt, with a shotgun.
Aug 8th, 2007
Dragulf
She needs a wig. I take that back. She needs a bag or better yet an iron mask. The big hole.
Aug 8th, 2007
weneedit
MONSTER FACED HELL WHORE!
Aug 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
nice legs, courtney.
Aug 8th, 2007
margaretta
She should’ve put that bag over her head and then set it on fire
Aug 8th, 2007
thatguy
I don’t know about cupcakes in general being overrated, but Sprinkles are. I mean $3.25 for a cupcake? They are good cupcakes, and if you ever find yourself in Beverly Hills with an hour to kill standing in line for a cupcake - go ahead and try one. I’ll be down the street, at in-n-out burger eating my doubledouble and fries.
Aug 8th, 2007
malvolio
…cupcakes? wtf? who goes out for a cupcake? soooo pretentious. what courtney really wants is some “h” or a line. cupcakes aren’t gonna help you forget…
Aug 8th, 2007
Melissa
THIS IS SO MEAN AND RIDICULOUS! I MEAN REALLY…..WE ALL HAVE PROBLEMS AND TO JUST RAG ON PEOPLE IS NOT NICE. SHE LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER THE SHE DID WNEN SHE WAS 200 LBS AND NOW THAT SHE IS UNDER 15O WE ARE ALL TALKING SHIT..WHAT IS THE DEAL???
Aug 9th, 2007
RichPort
Melissa, here… drink this nice steaming cup of shut the fuck up… you’ll feel better instantly. Oh, and turn the volume down on your keyboard.
I agree with Slim… she an icon murdering, dead husband profitting walking meth lab. And I wouldn’t fuck her with Mena Suvari’s dick.
Aug 9th, 2007
DiamondSal
Steak and baked potato would be better for her.
Aug 9th, 2007
F U
How about fuck you all you cocksucking whores!! shut the fuck up like any of you know what in the hell your talking about. I actually agree with half of what Melissa says, you bitch if shes too fat you bitch if she is too skinny, well how about you trying just shutting the fuck up, you just wish you could be as rich and “famous” (ha!) as she is.
So kiddies what have we learned?
Oh ya that your all douchebags!
Aug 9th, 2007
RichPort
Folks, please give “F U” a rousing ovation as he rants, stumbles, and passes out on the floor.
Aug 9th, 2007
margaretta
LOL RichPort! Yay!
Let’s go out and snort a cupcake together
Aug 10th, 2007
Ginger
Oh come on! You apologists are freaking pathetic. Are you blind? Or do you go out looking like someone shot you with Homer’s makeup gun set on “clown whore”, too?
Aug 10th, 2007
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