Britney Spears May Lose Custody
In ‘It’s About Fucking Time Already’ news — Britney Spears will probably lose her kids! Hooray! Kevin Federline has filed for full custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James, and America at large breathes a collective sigh of relief. People reports:
Kevin Federline has filed an order to show cause for primary physical custody of his two sons with ex-wife, Britney Spears, according to a source. The documents were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Wednesday by Federline’s lawyer, according to the source.
Spears and Federline’s divorce was finalized less than two weeks ago. At the time, the couple agreed to split custody 50-50 of Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months.
But a source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the would-be-rapper was worried Spears was exposing the boys to “unnecessary risk” and that his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, “hopes to get Kevin primary custody.”
This news comes shortly after the story broke of Britney playing topless Truth or Dare with an “extra” from her new video, although I’d be surprised if the real reason didn’t have more to do with K-Fed going to collect the kids and Britney handing him a sack of potatoes with “Jayydin Jaims” scribbled on it in magic marker.
While we’re at it, maybe we should try to rescue any living creature from Britney. And not just that poor dog she’s been schlepping around — I’m told she keeps a potted fern in her kitchen, and there’s probably some frightened roaches that have been camping out in discarded bags of pork rinds on her bedroom floor. The poor things are probably scared shitless.
Another shot of topless Britney after the jump — displaying good mothering acting like a drunken flooze, from the story we posted yesterday.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Joliet Star
Wow….it took them this long to strip the once-kinda-cute-pop-star of her clothes AND kids?
Aug 9th, 2007
margaretta
KSperm raising two kids. I feel better now too.
Aug 9th, 2007
RichPort
Earl will have his children getting young celeb whores pregnant in no time. America’s collective IQ just lowered 6 or 7 points.
Aug 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Clitney is lucky we are not living in the 1600’s we knew how to take care of unclean whores back in the old days.
Goody Spears would have been riding the coals, Salem style.
Aug 9th, 2007
julie
what took so F-ing long?
Aug 9th, 2007
abby
Too bad that pool wasn’t filled with hydrochoric acid.
Aug 9th, 2007
F U
What a fucked up piece of shit, its one thing to destroy your own life and career but damn destroying those kids life is a whole new low. it takes a special kind of sick fuck to not care about the well being of their offspring, obviously she has some kind of mental issues that she needs to get proffessional help with.
But the funny thing is, if we all thing she is a fucking lunatic now just wait and see how “off the deep end” she goes when they take her kids away. It will be hillarious then, but while their still in danger its just plain sick..
Aug 9th, 2007
open mouth jones
the world is round. britney spears is a whore.
universal truths people.
Aug 9th, 2007
Quinn
the only reason she still has those kids is because the world is trying to wring the last drop out of this story. It’s absolutely disgusting. If she were any regular person, those kids would be long gone by now. Have you seen ONE PICTURE where those two children are smiling? Because I haven’t. They look like they’re in a perpetual state of fear and misery.
And those pictures! (not to mention all other Brit media coverage over the last year) Doesn’t she realize her CHILDREN will someday have access to all this media? Doesn’t she find that gross and creepy? Her two sons seeing her acting like a cracked out forty year old, psychotic hooker?? imagine your son seeing a picture of mommy running around with her sagging girls flopping all over the place.. and i’m sure that’s not the worst. Now i realize that people who aren’t… well. aren’t all that bright have trouble seeing and understanding possible long term consequences. Stupid people just don’t usually have this ability in abundance. But come on. She can’t be that dumb.
I felt sorry for her. I really did. She looks as if she might be schizophrenic or perhaps bipolar type 1. I’d take the vegas odds on that in my sleep, standing on my head, on mind altering drugs
But now it’s just getting old. I’m pissed off that she won’t seem to disappear. I doubt very much HOllywood is going to want much more to do with her for much longer but for now she’s like a dying fly struggling to get off of the fly paper. The buzzing is just annoying everybody.
Aug 14th, 2007
Bigblade
I don’t think they would be any better off with Kevin Federline. She’s a slut and he just wants them for the child support.
Sep 2nd, 2007
JOSS
I HOPE SOMEONE ELSE GETS COSTUDY OF THE KIDS. KFED IS A DEADBEET DAD AL HE WANTS IS FOR BRITNEY TO GIVE HIM CHILDSUPPORT. BRITNEY IS A SYKO B-ACH SHE CANT TAKE IT THAT SHE WAS PLAYED BY KFED. WHAT THE F-CK WAS SHE THINKING GETTING NOK-UP AGAIN 2 KIDS IN LESS THAN TWO YEARS. KFED MILKED BRITNEY FOR HER $$$$$$$$$ WHAT A DOUM BROUD.
Sep 17th, 2007
JOSS
K-FED LOOSER!! WALK OUT ON HIS OTHER BABY MAMA NEVER HAD A JOB AND NEVER WILL
BECOUME A MAN 1ST K-FED AND THEN TRY TO GET COUSTUDY OF YOUR KIDS. GET A JOB
MY I SAY KIDS DONT LOOK LIKE YOU THEY MY NOT BE YOURS, THEY COULD BE TIMBERLAKES. MUCH BETTER MAN THAN YOU. A REAL MAN.
Sep 17th, 2007
JOSS
BOTH OF YOU ARE LOOSER’S BRIT AND K-FED REJECS
Sep 17th, 2007
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