J. Lo Has Secrets
Jennifer Lopez has won a legal action against her first husband Ojani Noa, who has been ordered to pay $544,814.21 for violating their marital settlement confidentiality agreement by threatening to publish a book about their marriage. Us Weekly Reports:
Noa, who was married to Lopez from Oct. 1997 to March 1998, had threatened to write a book detailing his relationship with the current Mrs. Marc Anthony entitled J-Lo and Me. Claiming that this would constitute a violation of their marital settlement agreement, in which Noa agreed to not make any “disparaging or negative statements” about her, Lopez obtained a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction against her ex and then ordered him to arbitration.
She seems to be going through a ridiculous amount of trouble to keep this book from getting published, which probably just tells us more of what we already know — that J. Lo is a preening, obsessive, controlling diva. Big wow, Ojani — if that’s even your real name. Probably the most scandalous thing that could have been written in this tome is that J. Lo kept him up at night with her taco farts and snoring. Pass!
More photos of J. Lo and Rat Face McGillicuddy at the Picturehouse’s premiere of ‘El Craptante’ on July 31, after the jump.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Good lord I would pound this woman like she just stole my mother’s purse.
Aug 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
looks like homeboy just got PWNED.
Where’s HE gon’ get 500k?
Aug 9th, 2007
litelysalted
Seriously, it sounds like somebody’s gonna have to be putting in a little OT over at the Olive Garden!
Aug 9th, 2007
RichPort
He could sell their sex tapes for the cash.
Aug 9th, 2007
abby
I already know the secret to her glowing complexion: some spackle, four pounds of pancake makeup, and a trowel.
P.S. I seeTammy Faye’s ghost got her revenge.
Aug 9th, 2007
margaretta
How JLow can you go? She spends that much on her eyelashes
Aug 10th, 2007
supremekelly
It’s amazing how different she looks from ten years ago…lots o’ plastic surgery
Aug 10th, 2007
Ginger
I can’t figure why she’s still in the public eye. Has she done anything even remotely successful in the past four years?
Like her jewelry, though. The eyelashes look utterly ridiculous.
BTW, I think its only appropriate to apply the term “diva” to preening, controlling female entertainers *with talent*.
Aug 10th, 2007
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