Quickies: Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Aug 9, 20073

Follow me, if you will, to the scariest place on earth — the home of Paris Hilton. (Celebslam)

It has been requested that Cuba Gooding rescind his Oscar. (Pajiba)

Everyone thank The Wind. Thanks, Wind! (Bastardly)

Gwyneth Paltrow is looking fucking weird. And also, kinda hot. (Mollygood)

Will Ferrell gets teacupped. And no, that’s not as deviously sexy as you might think. (BWE)

Angelina spends some quality time with the brown one. (Evil Beet)

Megan Fox doesn’t want to be compared to Lindsay Lohan. In related news, I don’t want to be compared to a pile of dog shit. (cityrag)

bionic bunny

what’s up with will? are we remaking “encino man”?

abby, i would NEVER compare you to dogshit. i think of you in a warm and fuzzy way.

now pass the jack daniels, and hold the ice.

Aug 9th, 2007
open mouth jones

i just love it when a celeb takes a photo that gives me the oppurtunity to caption it: Fun With Corpses!

Aug 9th, 2007
bionic bunny

and what’s with the cane in that first pic???
even _I_ have a cooler cane than that. sheesh!

Aug 11th, 2007