Brat Pitt Goes to Jury Duty
As a gossip blogger, you just know it’s gonna be one of those fucking days when you wake up and the biggest headline gracing the entertainment world is Brad Pitt serving jury duty — and yet here we are. From People:
Pitt, 43, showed up in a T-shirt, dark jeans and a black cap. Observers said he even wore a juror badge, and then had Subway delivered for lunch.
“He served just like everyone else does,” his rep tells PEOPLE. There’s no word yet on whether he’ll be picked for a jury.
I know when I get picked for jury duty, I usually just tell the judge I have my period or something. Although, it also helps if I empty a red “sharpie” out on the back of my pants and stand up in the courtroom and start crying and pointing to it. But I guess that’s just the sort of resolve and dedication to the craft that separates serious actors like myself from people like Brad Pitt.
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Fucking SUBWAY? Ha! FAGGOT a REAL man gets Quiznos.
Pfffffffffffffffffft
Aug 10th, 2007
margaretta
He will save the world wearing Prada…my man, and probably adopt all of the orphaned jurors.
Aug 10th, 2007
litelysalted
Seriously, Slim — I wouldn’t fucking eat Subway if you fed it to me off of Jensen Ackles ass.
Aug 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 10th, 2007
RichPort
I usually ask if we can execute the accused ourselves before promptly being excused and detained.
Aug 10th, 2007
open mouth jones
hate wrongway- and those who ‘enjoy’ it, but would still hump that man into submission.
Aug 10th, 2007
bionic bunny
who’s jenson ackles?
Aug 11th, 2007
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