Aug 10, 200715
Name That Celebrity: ‘Who’s This Guy?’ Edition
Today’s edition of Name That Celebrity brings us this fellow who was photographed in SoHo yesterday. With the scraggly blonde hair, big unflattering sunglasses, coke nostrils and and filthiness you can almost smell through the computer — he looks like a dead ringer for the late Kurt Cobain.
Ah, hell — I’ll drop the little charade, we all know it’s uggo Kirsten Dunst, on the set of her new movie, the ironically titled: How to Lose Friends & Alienate People. It’s just that she’s so unsightly and repugnant looking, I can barely even convince myself that she’s really a woman.
More after the jump, but I have to warn you, these photos are like kryptonite to the wang.
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Mish234
When will she learn that brassieres are friends of the mammaries?
Aug 10th, 2007
margaretta
And teeth are friends of the toothbrush
Aug 10th, 2007
RichPort
And she puts the UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH in UUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHgly.
Aug 10th, 2007
open mouth jones
gravity, my friends, is every womans enemy. let it take this one, and maybe it will spare the pretty ones. (or at least the ones who crawl to the liquor store while chain smoking.)
Aug 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Dude needs a shower and to be high pressured hosed with AXE body spray, 40,000 psi should do it.
Aug 10th, 2007
leash
she wishes she looks like kurt cobain
Aug 10th, 2007
Mish234
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
I just realized that Simon Pegg is in the last picture! The genius behind “Shaun of the Dead” and “Hot Fuzz”! Why on eart is he in a movie with Kirsten Dunst?
Aug 10th, 2007
DiamondSal
She lives for truth in art and truthful art is unclean, unpolished, unpainted, unvarnished ugly.
Aug 10th, 2007
Ginger
Blech!! She is perfectly hideous!
You know, I have big boobies, and I cannot stand to not have them supported. It’s just uncomfortable when they lay on your ribs like that (not to mention, totally conducive to boob sweats). I frequently go braless, but only when wearing a clingy, fitted top that provides support (just so happens that all my shirts are like that). I just can’t see how she and her musical counterpart Shitney do it!
Aug 10th, 2007
U R FKD DD
MY GRANDMA’S BOOBS ARE HIGHER THAN HERS
Aug 11th, 2007
L2
Are women doing these posts? If so, why are you pandering to the very superficial dickwads who would probably call YOU fat and ugly if they saw a picture? Cos ragging on other women’s appearance is SO fucking cool and funny. And don’t give me some glib, BS, “I don’t give a shit and I’m happy acting like a cunt and you’re also a cunt” – because you just dig yourself deeper. And you really ARE a cunt.
Aug 12th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“…And don’t give me some glib, BS, “I don’t give a shit and I’m happy acting like a cunt and you’re also a cunt” – because you just dig yourself deeper. And you really ARE a cunt.’….”
Ahahahahahahahahahahah WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!?! People actually dig while posting from their computers? Are you on a fucking mine?
What the hell are you going on about?
Aug 12th, 2007
Jack Coffee
I kinda like her. Had crush on her when I was at Yale. Now have huge crush on her in real life.
Aug 13th, 2007
marius
ugly girlfriend spidey
Aug 15th, 2007
kiara
need some makeup on cameron
Aug 18th, 2007
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