Britney’s Probably Going to Lose Custody
Kevin Federline means business in the custody battle for his children — Jack Bauer kinda business. According to Life and Style
Kevin’s lawyer initiated a commando-style raid… at 3 a.m. this morning to serve Alli Sims, Brit’s assistant/cousin, with papers. At the time of serving, Alli was at an LA house party, and was “absolutely angry” about what was happening… Only a few hours earlier, Brit was having dinner in LA with two male friends, totally unaware of the unfolding drama. The documents state that Alli will be grilled about everything… about Brit’s parenting skills – including whether she changes diapers, and whether the mom of two drinks too much.
The papers were served by Aaron Cohen, who owns IMS-Security, an elite Hollywood security firm made up of Israeli Counter Terror commandos.
Look, I love “24″ as much as the next guy, but I think the middle-of-the-night counter-terrorist approach is a little much. This is Britney Spears we’re talking about. You could tie a string to a half-eaten bag of Cheetos and a pack of smokes and drag them Bugs Bunny style across a busy overpass and she’d be dead in less than three minutes. Two minutes if the string is tied to a box of Massengil with three-day stubble and tattoos. It’d be like shooting babies in barrel, it’s so easy.
More of Britney’s sad party hats out and about Saturday night after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Apparently her bra lost custody of her boobs and her brain lost custody of fashion sense. Earl must be yelling at his penis right now.
Aug 13th, 2007
abby
At least she got custody of that sweet newsboy cap. Some things are just worth fightin’ for.
Aug 13th, 2007
RichPort
Her nipples are scaring me… no matter where I walk in the room, they keep following me…
Aug 13th, 2007
margaretta
Yeah, but she still have her class.
Aug 13th, 2007
open mouth jones
I think categorizing this post as ‘Boobies’ may have been a little misleading… Inverted pockets, maybe. Pizza slices with nipples, certainly a possibility. But ‘Boobies’?
Surely, there must be some standards attached to being labeled that!
Aug 13th, 2007
Hugh Jorgan
Little Baby Jesus! Those are white deodorant stains on her shirt, someone buy this woman a full length mirror please.
Aug 13th, 2007
HAHAHA!
Is it just me, or does it appear in the first pic that the guy holding her hand is totally checking out the other dude’s rear end??!!! Wow. Lots of captions pop into my mind, just for that pic, alone!!
I’ve tried feeling sorry for her. But it’s beyond that now. It almost seems as if she’s going out of her way more & more to make herself look ridiculous. And if that is the case, I must say, she’s doing a fine, fine job of it.
Aug 13th, 2007
HAHAHA!
Oops…I guess it’s actually the second picture….
Aug 13th, 2007
bigboobiesrule
Pathetic cry for help,has this media whore not had enough coverage allready.
Aug 18th, 2007
christian
you are so beautiful kiss my cock and then sex
Sep 8th, 2007
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