Quickies: Clone Wars

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Elisha Cuthbert is Kirsten Dunst’s long-lost twin. (UseMyComputer)

Carmen Electra in a bikini. Need I say more? (DrunkenStepfather)

Keira Knightley gets naked for Chanel. But not for me. Standards, my ass. (Egotastic)

Now you’ll finally get to lick Angelina Jolie like you’ve always wanted. (About: Celebrity Gossip)

The douche factor in this photo is unparalleled in modern history. That kind of douche convergence can only mean one thing: Armageddon. (Wizbang! Pop)

Kirstie Alley wants to fuck you. Where do I sign up? (Metadish)

America ends its love affair with Jackie Chan and Loud Obnoxious Black Guy. (Defamer)

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  1. I’m convinced “keira” is a dude named Keith.

  2. Never, ever, ever, EVER use the words “Kirstie Alley wants to fuck” together again. EVAR.

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