Aug 14, 200711

Fergie Gets Ugly in Korea

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Fergie donned some traditional Korean garb at a Black Eyed Peas press conference in Seoul yesterday. I did a little research, and… nope, she’s still ugly. Maybe the fan should have been held a little higher. Like, right up to the eyebrows higher. And that outfit is all wrong. If she really wanted to capture the essence of Korean culture, she should be wearing mismatched Hilfiger and asking “you want spa pedicure today?” Or maybe just say “Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky!” I’ll have to check my copy of “A Beginner’s Guide to the Orient” to know which one is more authentic.

More of Fergie-san after the jump

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. boo

    OMIGAWD! FUG ATTACK! Get it off the screen, get it off!

    Aug 14th, 2007

  2. open mouth jones

    she’s no britney. i mean that in the best possible way.

    Aug 14th, 2007

  3. margaretta

    Too much fugly, my eyes

    Aug 14th, 2007

  4. RichPort

    I’d appreciate her way more if she did 3 on 1 porn.

    Aug 14th, 2007

  5. BarbadoSlim

    What the hell was she doing in Korea.

    Meth harvest?

    Aug 14th, 2007

  6. abby

    And I’d appreciate her more if she did snuff porn.

    Aug 14th, 2007

  7. RichPort

    She does have a fat ass. This chick is a case study in the merits of sticking a face in a pillow while plowing doggie style. Plus, those fake tits won’t move much so they’d provide excellent, stable leverage from behind as hand holds.

    Aug 14th, 2007

  8. eeks

    Look at her paws!
    The nails!
    The bling!
    Ewwwww!
    I like how she thinks she’s hot.

    Aug 14th, 2007

  9. hmmm.

    Not that my comment has anything to do with Fuglie, but your racist jokes are pretty lame my friend. And, the -san at the end is a Japanese term referring to men. At least if you’re going to be racist, stay on track.

    Aug 16th, 2007

  10. bigboobiesrule

    OOH look at me Im dressing like the locals,get lost, your fat butt is blocking out my sun.

    Aug 18th, 2007

  11. bionic bunny

    ACTUALLY, i believe “san” is a sign of respect.

    btw, i hear that ugly is cheaper in korea. you know, like sex changes in sweden.

    okay, not funny.

    Aug 20th, 2007

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