Lindsay Lohan Sued
Lindsay Lohan is staring down the barrel of another lawsuit today, this one for “intentional infliction of emotional distress.” According to TMZ
A woman who says she was in the car Lindsay Lohan was chasing the night she was arrested for her second DUI has sued the troubled actress, saying Lohan “put me through one of the most frightening experiences of my life. According to the suit, Tracie Rice… “was convinced that [her life was] in danger and that [she] had to outrun the pursuing car or they might be killed.” The night of the incident, Rice says she jumped out of the Cadillac Escalade and ran toward police officers and saw a woman, who turned out to be Lohan, run from another SUV toward her. “Police officers approached all of them with guns drawn,” the suit said. She’s [seeking] unspecified damages and payment of medical and other expenses.
Yep, there’s nothing more terrifying than being chased by a 5’4″ eighty-pound white girl. Especially if that 5’4″ eighty-pound white girl has designs on holding you down and rubbing her freckles all over you and trying to make you eat a couple fistfuls of dirt. That’s why I stayed really far away from Mary Beth Knowles in the third grade. Bitch was fucking crazy. I heard she tried to choke Tommy Peterson with the tire swing and that she ate her little brother. True fuckin’ story.
More of Mary Beth in the September issue of Maxim after the jump
22 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Dear Halliburton,
Please resume manufacturing abestos condoms so I can pound this extremely photogenic fire crotched whore like a moody chef pissed off at his meat tenderizer. If you could also coat the entire inside of her mouth with “memory” latex, I would greatly appreciate it. I promise not to sue for any resulting bronchial diseases. Cheers.
RichPort
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
fuck your mother RichPort end die
Aug 15th, 2007
abby
Settle down, Beavis.
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
marius, uuuuhhhh… just learned Engrish? How ’bout I get to my mom after I pull my cock out of your mom’s ass? No wait, I usually stick it in her mouth right after… scratch that. Now, run along end play blind folded in rush traffic on a bridge in Minneapolis.
The And
Aug 15th, 2007
open mouth jones
I guess we’ve finally found somebody who actually is rooting for Lindsay. Color me amazed.
I’ll echo your sentiment ‘end’ say:
Fuck your mother. No seriously. Fuck her quick. Before Lindsay does.
Aug 15th, 2007
JohnL
You have to admit that Lilo does look pretty damn good in that pic, even though it would be safer to fuck a pile of garbage. And let’s leave everyone’s mothers out of this, kids. Especially la mere du (de la?) marius. She’s a shitty piece of ass. Mostly because she’s dead. Still, a pretty lame excuse.
Aug 15th, 2007
abby
It looks like her crotch is really burning in these pics. Or else she just got racked on her bicycle.
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
shut up motherfucker
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
you are not funny RichPort you make me sick
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
hey open mouth jones,close your mouth
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
lindsay is hot not burning so shut up abby
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
Will another aspiring commenter go down in flames? Or will it be like teaching a retard quantum physics? What do you say marius?
And your mom think I’m funny… well not when she says “ouch… ouch…ouchouchocuh…ouch…ouch…”
Aug 15th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Time to put on your protective helmet marius and get backon the short yellow school bus. Class at Dumb Blonde Middle School is about to start.
Aug 15th, 2007
JohnL
Jesus, marius, you’re so sensitive! If it’ll make you any happier I’ll put your mom back into cold storage. She’s getting a little gamey anyway.
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
take that asshole RichPort in a short yellow school bus end fuck him
Aug 15th, 2007
JohnL
I have a feeling that marius will remember today like an ABC After School Special. It is Wednesday, after all.
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
close your mouth funny guy
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
yes put my mom i hate her i dont give a fuck about her…
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
im sensitive if you say something bad about lindsay, get it?
Aug 15th, 2007
marius
makes me happy if you shut up
ok?
Aug 15th, 2007
RichPort
marius… sounds like conjoined twins looking for a couple of grooms…
Aug 16th, 2007
marius
HA HA HA VERY FUNNY RICHPORT
Aug 16th, 2007
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