Quickies: Juiced

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Mandy Moore’s gender reassignment is going swimmingly. (Popoholic)

Nicole Richie is a big ol’ pregnant slut. (Drunken Stepfather)

Nothing says “Back to School” like Ashlee Simpson‘s lack of high school diploma. (MollyGood)

Gwen Stefani has a new fragrance, and it smells like wet t-shirt! (popbytes)

Madonna injects herself with “vitamins” on a commercial flight. And by “vitamins” I mean “the blood of virgins.” (CelebNewsWire)

Britney tells her kids they were mistakes with ugly teeth. (Celebrity Smack)

Tom Cruise drags Katie around by her neck like a real heterosexual man. (CityRag)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    This doesn’t surprise me at all, I always KNEW she was dude.

    In fact, I think most “females” are dudes.

  2. TT.Quick

    She looks like a fat, puggy, cottage cheese faced idiot!
    Gettin’ fat ain’t where it’s at!

  3. margaretta

    Tranny

  4. RichPort

    So it takwes Nicole gettin’ knocked up to make her look bone-able… and it takes someone ripping out my eyes and giving me a lobotomy to make me ever think that nasty Barton chick is anything other than bile inducing.

  5. Way to go Brit-Brit. Whiten Jaydens tooth! I mean how many can he have already?

    Barbado, the perfect woman IS a man. I watch House.

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